Jizz
I wrote a verse of a familiar song for Miss Isobel after she tweeted about how people should come camchat with her so that they don't jizz in their pants out on a date.
"Wish I'd seen your camtweet 'fore a recent date.
A date for which I even stayed out late.
We were out at teh arcade dropping quarters all around,
Then I turn about to a familiar sound.
We see the flashing lights and then our eyes meet.
Onward we walk, I'm feeling pretty w00t n' 133t.
There we are, side by side, pinballing,
And then I miss the ball, it's falling.
Though I cry 'oh no,'
It drops into my hole.
That's when I
Jizzed. In. My pants."
"Wish I'd seen your camtweet 'fore a recent date.
A date for which I even stayed out late.
We were out at teh arcade dropping quarters all around,
Then I turn about to a familiar sound.
We see the flashing lights and then our eyes meet.
Onward we walk, I'm feeling pretty w00t n' 133t.
There we are, side by side, pinballing,
And then I miss the ball, it's falling.
Though I cry 'oh no,'
It drops into my hole.
That's when I
Jizzed. In. My pants."