alphabet hell
Hmm...I'm at school, killing time until they can tell me what's wrong with my car (as opposed to "nothing", which is what they've been trying to pass for an answer), so here goes:
A - Army recruiters
B - Barney
C - Christian fundamentalists
D - Debt "management" companies
E - Elizabeth Dole
F - Fake accents/ethnicities
G - Giant cockroaches
H - Halitosis
I - Inconsiderate drivers
J - John Ashcroft
K - Kinkade, Thomas, and all his "art"
L - Lemon Jolly Ranchers
M - Michael Jackson
N - No beer
O - Overpaid athletes
P - Punctuation misuse
Q - QVC
R - Reality TV
S - Skinny sorority sluts
T - Tuna fish
U - Understaffed coffee shops
V - Varicose veins
W - Wal-Mart
X - Xenophobia
Y - Yellow clothes on white people
Z - Zebra print everywher
A - Army recruiters
B - Barney
C - Christian fundamentalists
D - Debt "management" companies
E - Elizabeth Dole
F - Fake accents/ethnicities
G - Giant cockroaches
H - Halitosis
I - Inconsiderate drivers
J - John Ashcroft
K - Kinkade, Thomas, and all his "art"
L - Lemon Jolly Ranchers
M - Michael Jackson
N - No beer
O - Overpaid athletes
P - Punctuation misuse
Q - QVC
R - Reality TV
S - Skinny sorority sluts
T - Tuna fish
U - Understaffed coffee shops
V - Varicose veins
W - Wal-Mart
X - Xenophobia
Y - Yellow clothes on white people
Z - Zebra print everywher