meme snatched from JamiePABear
What's your favourite Dr. Seuss book?:
If "How the Grinch Stole Xmas" is a book, then that'd be it.
If you could live in any home on a television series, what series would it be?
The house that the Botwins lived in the first season of Weeds.
What's the longest you've gone without sleep?:
About 28 hours?
What's your favourite Barry Manilow song?:
Can't think of one.
Who's your favourite Muppet?:
I hate the Muppets.
What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?:
Sleeping with women.
What's your favourite web site?:
cnn.com
What's your favourite school supply?:
Color pencils.
Who's your favourite TV attorney?:
Will Truman.
What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?:
To Pittsburgh for Thanksgiving.
What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?:
A 60's-era dining room set.
Where were you on September 11, 2001?:
In my apartment near Nellis Air Force base in Las Vegas, Nevada.
What's your favourite tree?:
Palm Trees.
What's the most interesting biography you've read?:
Can't think of any off hand.
What do you order when you eat Chinese food?:
Steam fried pork dumplings, wonton soup, roast pork egg foo yung, chicken chow mein, cashew chicken.
What's the best costume you've ever worn?:
Can't think of any.
What's your least favourite word?:
The "n" word.
If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?:
I-da-ho!
Who's your favourite Care Bear?:
Don't know the difference between them.
Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation:
Every time I have ever hit a really bad financial situation, something always works out at the last minute.
If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?:
Serengetti, Kilimanjaro, and the Pyramids in Egypt.
What did you have for lunch yesterday?:
Chinese barfay...see above.
Where do you go for advice?:
Family and friends.
Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?:
Dictionary.
Have you ever been snorkeling? Scuba diving?:
Snorkeling.
Have you ever been stung by a bee?:
Many times.
What's the sickest you've ever been?:
Mono in 1986.
What's your favourite form of exercise?:
Walking.
What's your favourite Cyndi Lauper song?:
Can't think of one.
What did you do for your 13th birthday?:
I barely remember 1978 let alone my birthday.
Are you afraid of heights?:
Yes.
Have you ever taken dance lessons?:
Yes, I used to be part of a Bavarian folkdance group called Die Lustigan Isartaler.
What's your favourite newspaper?:
USA Today.
What's your favourite Broadway musical?
Never saw one.
What's the most memorable class you've ever taken?:
Saturday morning Polish classes when I was a kid.
What's your favourite knock-knock joke?:
They're all lame.
What's your favourite commercial?:
I hate commericals.
If you could go to DisneyLand with any celebrity alive today, who would it be?:
Barack Obama.
Do you prefer baths or showers?:
Showers.
Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?:
I never chew gum.
What's your favourite breakfast food?:
The Western Scramble at Roxy's Diner in Harrisburg.
Who's your favourite game show host?:
I think Game Shows are the lowest form of "entertainment."
If you could have a super power, what would it be?:
To go back in time.
Do you like guacamole?:
It's okay.
Have you ever been in a food fight?:
Yes, a marshmallow fight when I was a teenager..
Name five songs to which you know all the lyrics:
Happy Birthday.
Jingle Bells.
Silent Night.
For He's a Jolly Good Fellow.
The Star-Spangled Banner.
What's your favourite infomercial?:
I hate infomericals.
What's the longest you've ever waited in line?:
Six hours at the DMV when I moved to Vegas in 2000.
What's on the cover of your address book or day planner?:
It is on my iphone, no cover.
Have you ever taken your picture in one of those photo booths?
Probably, many years ago.