eh...
today was blah...working sucked...my knee hurt all day and i spent most of it lying on the floor of the dirty gift shop hiding from my manager. i was looking through a catalog, and one of the items was named "oriental man on horse". for some reason that tickled me just the right way. now my manager dave will forever be known to me as "oriental man on horse". even though he's mexican. and probably hasn't see a horse once in his lifetime. he's a freak.
anyways. i had the worst run in with the cat that i'm catsitting. its such a bitch. it took me an all total time of an hour to convince this grey ball of satan to come inside. then this morning the little bitch wouldn't go outside. i, of course, get charged to sit for a bi-polar cat. i hate cats.
tommy called today. had an interesting conversation full of drugs, strippers, and golfing. i can always count on the bastard for a good yarn spinnin'.
i've gotta go and feed the satanic mass of fur now. picture this...a work smeared michelle shaking a can of cat treats for a good 20 minutes yelling "mystic!!!!" at the top of her lungs. priceless.
anyways. i had the worst run in with the cat that i'm catsitting. its such a bitch. it took me an all total time of an hour to convince this grey ball of satan to come inside. then this morning the little bitch wouldn't go outside. i, of course, get charged to sit for a bi-polar cat. i hate cats.
tommy called today. had an interesting conversation full of drugs, strippers, and golfing. i can always count on the bastard for a good yarn spinnin'.
i've gotta go and feed the satanic mass of fur now. picture this...a work smeared michelle shaking a can of cat treats for a good 20 minutes yelling "mystic!!!!" at the top of her lungs. priceless.