Title: Reita vs Koron
Chapters: 2/10
Author: Me
hazuki_chisaGenre: Romance/Humor/Fantasy
Pairings: Ruki/Reita/Ruki, Ruki/Koron *LOL*
Rating: PG-15
Warnings: UNBETA-ed! Bad English *sorry, English isn’t the first or second language of mine u_u*, LOTS of grammatical error… WEIRD STORY… I mean, VERY VERY WEIRD STORY *blame on my stupid brain xDD*
Disclaimer: fuckin each other in my room No, I don’t own anyone… u_u
Summary: The battle of Reita and Koron to get Ruki’s attention and love. *bleh, suck at summaries*
Comments: Ah, gomeeeeeeeeen >_<. It took almost two months to update this fic! I’m always this slow, sorry m(T_T)m. And recently, I had many things that caused me in the bad mood. It's really hard to keep up the humor when you are in the bad mood, ne? I hope my humor doesn’t fail. Enjoy. Comments and critics are always gladly appreciated. 8D
Chapter 1 Slowly, Reita opened his eyes when he felt something wet, warm and coarse was licking his face up. His blurry eyes met Koron’s face, so close to him. He could feel Koron’s mustache was tickling over his face. He frowned then took Koron away from his face. He sat up after realizing that he was lying on Ruki’s hall apartment. He wiped his face with his hand.
“Ewww, yaiks…” Reita winced in disgusted when he saw his watery hand. He was sure that his face was full of Koron’s saliva right now.
“Finally, you’re waking up. Oh hell, I’m so hungry.” Koron said to Reita when he was about to going to bathroom to wash his face from Koron’s saliva.
Realizing that Koron was talking to him, Reita froze in his current position. His eyes stared at Koron in disbelief. “Koron???” he frowned. “What did… what did you just say?”
“I’m hungry, baka!” Koron said a half of snapping at Reita. His big brown eyes stared at Reita angrily.
“Oh God, am I still dreaming?” Reita rubbed his nose bridge. He stood from his current position and walked to Ruki’s bedroom.
“Oy, Reita!! Where are you going?!” Koron ran after Reita. He bit Reita’s leg rather hard to stop him.
“OOOOUUUUCCCHHHH!!!!” Spontaneously, Reita kicked his foot. But before he does that, Koron was already releasing his bite from Reita's leg. Making his foot kicked the wall of the hall hard. He dropped his body on the floor. He groaned in pain and rubbed his sore foot. The trace of Koron's teeth looks so clearly on his leg.
"What the… Koron, you just bit me. It hurts…”
“That's your fault! Give me my lunch! I’m hungry! rawr!” Koron roared at Reita, showing his sharp fangs, ready to bit Reita again.
“Oh my God, I can’t believe this…” Reita shook his head and buried his face in his palms.
“You want me to bite your hand again, huh? You can feel the pain when I bit you and when your foot kicked the wall, right?”
Reita remove his palms from his face and stared at his sore leg. Yeah, he still felt the stingy pain on it. This is real. Fucking real. “Oh, my…”
“Get your ass up now, and prepare my lunch.”
“I should tell Ruki ‘bout this…” Reita took his cellphone out from his baggy pant’s pocket. He flipped it on and dialed Ruki's number. But, before he could press the green button, Koron ran into him fast, and made his cellphone fall to the floor.
“Ack! My cellphone~!!” Reita yelled when his cellphone was falling to the floor with a loud banging noise. He took his cellphone and checked it if there's something broken. Gladly, his cellphone was fine.
"DON'T TELL RUKI PLEASE!!" Koron begged to Reita. Reita, who was angry because of Koron's previous behavior, glared annoyingly at Koron.
“Fuck you Koron. I'm going to tell Ruki, no matter what!"
"No, no, no!! pleaseeeeee?!" Koron kept begging to Reita, staring at Reita with his big brown eyes and making a cute face. Hoping Reita will cancel his plan to call Ruki.
Reita sighed, flipping off his cellphone and kept holding it on his hand. "Why do you forbid me to tell Ruki about this? It’ll be easy if Ruki know ‘bout this. Or, Ruki was already known about this, wasn’t he?” He asked Koron.
Koron shook his head. “No, I didn’t tell Papa that I can talk yet. Just, don’t tell him. Please, mama?”
“Aaack, don’t call me ‘Mama’!”
“Mommy then, please mommy~”
“I’m not your mother!”
“But, Papa Ruki commands me to call you Mama, mom, mommy, or something like that.”
“I’m not Ruki’s wife! And I am a man, Koron!”
“But Papa Ruki wants you to be his wife.”
“What? No fuckin way. I'm a man, for fuck’s sake! There is no way I could become his wife! It should me that wants him to be my wife! He can cook well. He can do all of woman jobs very well. He takes care of everything. He loves pink. He even often uses girly things. He-”
“Okay then, whatever. Tell Papa Ruki that you won’t be his wife later. Hmm, what about I call you Kaachan? Kaachan~~”
“NO.”
“Fuck you.”
“AARGH! I can’t take this anymore! I’m going to tell Ruki that you can talk, Koron!” Reita snapped at Koron and flipped on his cellphone. Ready to dial Ruki’s number again.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~!! Okay, Rei-sama, I’ll call you Reita-sama but don’t tell Ruki ‘bout this. Okay?” This time, Koron begged with stretching his tongue out and wagging his tail. Acting like a good boy in front of Reita.
“Why? If Ruki know that you can talk, he’ll be happy! So fuckin happy!”
“I know it, but… if he knows that I can talk, well you know, he will tell everyone. He will proud of me and then I’ll become famous. The entire world will know me. Then I’ll have a job to be a superstar! Then I’ll be the busiest dog in this world. Then some people are trying to kidnap me. And then, they want to observant me if there is something wrong on my body. Then they’ll cut open my stomach, my throat, or even my head! Then they’ll-“
“Fine, stop! I get it!” Reita cut Koron’s words. He was sure that Ruki let him watch thriller movie with him frequently.
“And he will think that you’re crazy, Reita.”
“Yeah… you’re right.” Reita agreed after thinking about it for a while.
“Because I'll keep shutting my mouth if you tell him."
"Fuck you."
"Seriously, I don’t want Ruki know about my special. Can you keep this secret, Reita-sama?”
Reita sighed and messed up his hair. “Yeah, yeah… okay…”
“Yaiy, I love you Reita-sama! Woof! Woof!" Koron shook his tail and jumped at Reita. He licked Reita face and barking happily.
Reita rolled his eyes. Gezz, like owner like pet. They are really having similar attitude from each other. I still can’t believe this. Oh, my God, is this another nightmare dream that You were giving to me?
“Eh, where’re you going?” asked Koron when Reita was standing on his feet, carrying him on his arm and walking toward the kitchen.
“Prepare your lunch.” Reita said briefly.
Hearing Reita’s words makes Koron licking up his face again. “Yaiy! I love you, mommy~ ups, Reita-sama, hehehe”
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TBC.
Well, I already decided how much the chapter of this fic. :3 The muses are playing on my head, but it always took me soooooooo loooong to write it =_____=. But, right now, I’m trying to write fic as fast as I could.
Thanks for the comments on the first chapter. It makes me happy and enthusiasm to continue this fic. Once again, thank you so much~ :3
Tell me if there is any grammar mistakes. Since this fic is unbeta-ed and English isn't my first language U_U