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This is
peronahime now playing your resident abusive e-mail girl; Otonashi Meru!
Please send any complaints, questions or queeries to either Peronahime or this account!
Or, if you would like Meru herself to talk to you, just send a message with IC in the subject bar!
EDIT: FORGET WHAT I SAID ABOUT DEN DEN MUSHI, MERU STILL HAS HER CELL PHONE, 'CAUSE SHE'S JUST NOT MERUMERU WITHOUT IT.
NE, NE, HOW'S MERU-CHAN'S DRIVING?
Is she too nice? Too mean? Just right?
I need to know!
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Also, I take NO responsibility for any hurt feelings, depression, angst, broken dreams, crushed pride, raped ego, exploded brain, general 'WTF', honour killings, mass murders, Jihads, etc, that Meru causes.
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Permissions
Threadhopping with this character - yes/no/other?: Yes
Hugging this character?: Meru would probably be fine with that. Unless you proceed to scare her later on.
Giving this character a kiss?: Only if you want MERU-CHAN'S BLUSH O' DEATH.
Badtouching: Go ahead, but you will be spammed by her 'PERVERT,PERVERT,PERVERT' texts.
Lover: None, currently.
Punching this character: If you want, I guess. But you'll make her cry and run away. Do you want to see cute wittle Meru all sad?
Is there anything you do not want mentioned near this character?: Nope, go ahead, fuck with her mind as much as you want. Just be careful if you meantion the name 'KAFUKA', for Meru will go into panic mode. Also, don't make fun of her name, because Meru isn't actually her 'real' name. Oh, and I'm using some artistic license and making it that Meru has slight issues with her Mother (as you never actually see the woman, I'm guessing she's dead).
Easiest way to get on her good side: Still find her cute/sweet/adorable even though she's an internet bitch.
Easiest Way To Get On Her Bad Side: ...Meru's always on her bad side.
Can I Hack Her Journal?: Yes
Can She Hack My Journal?: Sure?
Fourth Wall Breakage: It's canon in SZS, so go ahead, my children!
Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/etc?: Just give me a warning before you do, otherwise it's fine with me~
Maim/Murder/Death: Maiming is fine i can also get why you'd want to, but killing Meru-chan will make me pout epically.
Least Favourite Person: Mello
Favourite Person: Probably Poland, she thinks he's kinda cool, despite being an asshole at times.