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[hazukashigariya]

Alright, what the fuck is going on?!
If this is one of those zombie-reject's idea of a joke, I'm going to kill them all. I swear to God I'll choke them to death and skull fuck them with a thirteen inch dildo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck.
My Den Den Mushi isn't pickin' up jack shit on my location, and it seems that I can't phone Father, so...Am I

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[bakudan_shounen]

Zombie... wannabes?

[hazukashigariya]

Piroriparopirirora~!!

That's what I wrote. Can't you read, dumbass?

[bakudan_shounen]

Piro... ripa...ro? A signal?

Where are you from?!

[hazukashigariya]

Piroriparopirirora~!!

...Tokyo, dumbass.

Though, I'm starting to wonder where you're from, you sound all Italian.

[bakudan_shounen]

How the hell would I know that?! You sound like...

...You can tell that by the way I type?

[hazukashigariya]

Piroriparopirirora~!!

I sound like what? Come on, tell me~

Duh. You're way too intense to be Japanese or French or German or English or Swiss or anything else other than Italian.

Then again, I am working on this via stereotypes.

[bakudan_shounen]

Those sound effects! You sound like some kind of alien!

I-Intense? Well you're right, but what does that have to do with anything?

Tch.

[hazukashigariya]

Piroriparopirirora~!!

I-i'm not an alien, dumbass - it's just a...a nervous habit! Shut up!

According to the Big Book of Stereotypes, Italians are intense. Seriously intense.

Also, I'm guessing.

'Tch'? Sounds like an alien to me.

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[bakudan_shounen]

So she's not using alien signals to read my mind...

I'm no more intense than most other people here!! And your stupid book can go burn!!

I'm not an alien!

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[hazukashigariya]

Piroriparopirirora~!!

No. You're a lot more intense. You're actually starting to sound like Chiri when I'm half-crying.

Alrighty, fine, you're not an alien. Just a guy with an alien fetish.

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[bakudan_shounen]

...Chiri?

A-ALIEN FETISH?! I DON'T have an alien fetish!!

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[hazukashigariya]

Piroriparopirirora~!!

Yeah, Chiri. I'm actually waiting for you to tell me to start practising being 50/50.

Sure doesn't sound like it, Alien-Fetish-Boy.

[bakudan_shounen]

What? Balanced?

I just thought it would make since because you knew so much... and you have that signal...

[hazukashigariya]

Piroriparopirirora~!!

I-it's not a signal! I-it's just a twitch! Shut up!

Ahn? What? Are you still all scared because I know your name? Jeez, that's really nothing to be scared off. You're kind of a pussy, you know?

[bakudan_shounen]

YOU FIRST!

WHO THE FUCK SAID I WAS SCARED! SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL STOMP YOU!!

[hazukashigariya]

Piroriparopirirora~!!

Stomp me? Ha. Bring it. Though I seriously doubt you'll make good on that claim.

This is so fun! You have the perfect reactions, Hayato-san~! I'm seriously enjoying myself.