The Chicken Joes Quest To Defeat The Evil Power Of Humbaba... and Chyllin with Erica.
Woah update time bitches and hoes.
Saturday - Saturday was mad fun cuz it was a one day and i get out at 12:45 or something on that day from school. A bunch of classes were canceled and shyt and my first period was so me, doug, sushant, and john chylled in the library after walking for 20 mins debating whether we should chyll at dunkin donuts and if we should take Sushants CL or my Alti. After that i just chylled with people around school and shyt and it went by so fucking fast. Joel's last class was canceled so we bounced at 12 something and we were mad fucking hungry so we went to chicken joes. We got there and you know how we're not allowed to go off campus and shyt, well there were like 2 security gaurds there at fucking chicken joes and they were like "I wont tell if you wont". The fuckin menu was insane, so i got whatever and joel got whatever and it was basically a celebration, so i was like, dude we gotta find a fucking nice chyll spot and eat this chicken in peace. So we drove around for like.. half an hour without touching the food til we found a nice lake with a bench. We found one but the lake was grimey, so we just ended up parking on the side and ate next to a rich ass house in Jewville. We listened to Karmacy, my favorite song by them is "Neil" and we ate our chicken and talked about shyt. It was fucking delicious, that Chicken Joes. I had some sandwich, joel had some chicken nugget doo doo shyt, but it looked good. After eating it all we got maddddd tired, and then suddenly, we got really really really really really really really really really really really HAPPY. So we drove around for another half hour trying to get out of jewville and we ended up parking at the track circle and venturing to the goddamn Nature Study Woods. With all seriousness, i think they put straight up cocaine in our chicken joes chicken man. Me and joel were fucking STONED in the woods (We really werent). We were fucking running all over the place, yelling and screaming talking about Humbaba (Means monster in the greek myth/legend Gilgamesh, this fucking book we're reading) fucking yelling at eachother to watch out for quick sand and evil squirrels and shyt and we just fucking lost our minds for 2 hours (20 mins, but it felt like 2 hours) We were all sweaty and tired and shyt but we were still fuckin hyper as hell. Then we got out and we were all depressed. I had to take the biggest dump cuz of the chicken joes man, but i thought if i dropped a deuce id lose the power of chicken joes. The End.
After that shyt, Me, Ben, Virna and my girl drove to bens house and chylled. Erica lost a bet so she had to wear a skirt and i had to take pictures and shyt for visual evidence.. and GODDDAMMMMNNNNN... Erica look good... look reeeaallll good... wooooo hot!...... oh yeh and um, we just chylled there for a while and tried teaching erica guitar. Then I drove erica home, i went home, i picked her up 5 mins later so we could chyll at New Roc with Pam, Kerlyn and Michelle cuz it was Kerls last night here in new york before she goes to Georgia (I think she left JUST now). We went to see Corpse Bride and Michelle threw something at erica and i got pissed and ahhh!!! DIE MICHELLE!!! Corpse Bride was good. Im gonna miss her. After that, erica kept braggin about how she'll kick my ass in Air Hockey, PSH. 14 - 6 Bitches!! You know how i do. And we just drove around for a few hours. We got ice cream from baskin robbins and the fucking dude took sooo long to make my blueberry swirl sherbet-oma-bob. We chylled and ate in my car with the seats downa and talked about stuff, it was really cool... made out.. wooo hoo and yeh um... OH YEH! Then we drove to Guitar Center cuz i wanted to teach Erica some more guitar. Then i TRIED singin for her and yeh it was mad fun. Then i drove her home and slept. Today, i woke up at 4 and went somewhere with her, then we went to a Heart Association 3 mile walk. She had to do a speech there about how she had a stroke freshman year and her open heart surgery and stuff, really emotional, haha and she forgot her lines while she was holdin her paper.. but ahh it was great, i love her. Then we walked the 3 mile thing, tried to get her to run, but it didnt work out so we just walked listening to Underoath on my ipod, then we had some ghetto Subway sandwich and got drunk off Sobe drinks cuz i dunno.. everyone was obsessed. We drove home and listened to Stephen lynch and um ...Damn, i chylled with erica like crazy in two weeks man, good times, good times. Then um, we just chylled at her house afterwards and played guitar for her for like an hour and i drove home and slept and shyt and now im up and im fucking tired and i miss her. The End.
Im really fuckin' depressed. I need some fucking chicken joes.
Saturday - Saturday was mad fun cuz it was a one day and i get out at 12:45 or something on that day from school. A bunch of classes were canceled and shyt and my first period was so me, doug, sushant, and john chylled in the library after walking for 20 mins debating whether we should chyll at dunkin donuts and if we should take Sushants CL or my Alti. After that i just chylled with people around school and shyt and it went by so fucking fast. Joel's last class was canceled so we bounced at 12 something and we were mad fucking hungry so we went to chicken joes. We got there and you know how we're not allowed to go off campus and shyt, well there were like 2 security gaurds there at fucking chicken joes and they were like "I wont tell if you wont". The fuckin menu was insane, so i got whatever and joel got whatever and it was basically a celebration, so i was like, dude we gotta find a fucking nice chyll spot and eat this chicken in peace. So we drove around for like.. half an hour without touching the food til we found a nice lake with a bench. We found one but the lake was grimey, so we just ended up parking on the side and ate next to a rich ass house in Jewville. We listened to Karmacy, my favorite song by them is "Neil" and we ate our chicken and talked about shyt. It was fucking delicious, that Chicken Joes. I had some sandwich, joel had some chicken nugget doo doo shyt, but it looked good. After eating it all we got maddddd tired, and then suddenly, we got really really really really really really really really really really really HAPPY. So we drove around for another half hour trying to get out of jewville and we ended up parking at the track circle and venturing to the goddamn Nature Study Woods. With all seriousness, i think they put straight up cocaine in our chicken joes chicken man. Me and joel were fucking STONED in the woods (We really werent). We were fucking running all over the place, yelling and screaming talking about Humbaba (Means monster in the greek myth/legend Gilgamesh, this fucking book we're reading) fucking yelling at eachother to watch out for quick sand and evil squirrels and shyt and we just fucking lost our minds for 2 hours (20 mins, but it felt like 2 hours) We were all sweaty and tired and shyt but we were still fuckin hyper as hell. Then we got out and we were all depressed. I had to take the biggest dump cuz of the chicken joes man, but i thought if i dropped a deuce id lose the power of chicken joes. The End.
After that shyt, Me, Ben, Virna and my girl drove to bens house and chylled. Erica lost a bet so she had to wear a skirt and i had to take pictures and shyt for visual evidence.. and GODDDAMMMMNNNNN... Erica look good... look reeeaallll good... wooooo hot!...... oh yeh and um, we just chylled there for a while and tried teaching erica guitar. Then I drove erica home, i went home, i picked her up 5 mins later so we could chyll at New Roc with Pam, Kerlyn and Michelle cuz it was Kerls last night here in new york before she goes to Georgia (I think she left JUST now). We went to see Corpse Bride and Michelle threw something at erica and i got pissed and ahhh!!! DIE MICHELLE!!! Corpse Bride was good. Im gonna miss her. After that, erica kept braggin about how she'll kick my ass in Air Hockey, PSH. 14 - 6 Bitches!! You know how i do. And we just drove around for a few hours. We got ice cream from baskin robbins and the fucking dude took sooo long to make my blueberry swirl sherbet-oma-bob. We chylled and ate in my car with the seats downa and talked about stuff, it was really cool... made out.. wooo hoo and yeh um... OH YEH! Then we drove to Guitar Center cuz i wanted to teach Erica some more guitar. Then i TRIED singin for her and yeh it was mad fun. Then i drove her home and slept. Today, i woke up at 4 and went somewhere with her, then we went to a Heart Association 3 mile walk. She had to do a speech there about how she had a stroke freshman year and her open heart surgery and stuff, really emotional, haha and she forgot her lines while she was holdin her paper.. but ahh it was great, i love her. Then we walked the 3 mile thing, tried to get her to run, but it didnt work out so we just walked listening to Underoath on my ipod, then we had some ghetto Subway sandwich and got drunk off Sobe drinks cuz i dunno.. everyone was obsessed. We drove home and listened to Stephen lynch and um ...Damn, i chylled with erica like crazy in two weeks man, good times, good times. Then um, we just chylled at her house afterwards and played guitar for her for like an hour and i drove home and slept and shyt and now im up and im fucking tired and i miss her. The End.
Im really fuckin' depressed. I need some fucking chicken joes.