Total Eclipse of the Sparkle

[hazliya]

For those of you on my f-list who have joined the We Will Read and Discuss Fifty Shades of Gray book club (shadowravyn and ladyscience et al?), I offer this: A gif-accompanied summary of each Twilight book that inspired your ever-so-titillating-name-replaced-twitripe new literary adventure.

The Secrets of the Sparkle: How the Whole Book is a Crappy Sparkle Peen Allegory for the Mormon Faith

This is the closest thing I have or probably will ever read to the books. And that's okay. Because animated gifs.