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And I'm back....I actually got a several response to me last update which was a bit of a suprise because i didn't relize people even read my live journal. And even though I peruse theirs (specifically Michael,Sarah and Pete) I often neglect to make comments. But kudos to my readers.
Ok observation time then I will throw in something fun
So I have observed that people seem unwilling to accept help from others but will leave themselves open to be hurt by others. How odd. We can't accept the good but welcome the bad. We expect to much of people but take to little. We can't borrow ten bucks but are willing to lend our hearts at a moments notice. Of course I look for my readers' oppinions, as always
Ok something fun....
Funny messages left on answering machines
Hi. This is John:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
Now I lay me down to sleep; Leave a message at the beep. If I should die before I wake, remember to erase the tape.
Hello, I'm not here right now. In fact, I'm out getting a new parakeet. If you leave a message after the beep, I'll be sure to get back to you. Oh, and by the way, a word of advice; never try to clean a parakeet cage with a vacuum cleaner.
Hello, this is Susan. I don't live here, so if you were trying to call me, you've dialed the wrong number. On the other hand, if you were trying to call John, Jim, or Eric, please leave your name and number at the tone. I don't guarantee that one of them will call you back -- only that I won't.
Hello, this is WVKE, you're on the air.
Hi. If you are a burglar, checking to see if anyone is home, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone.
Sorry, Chris and Susan aren't here right now. If you are calling regarding an outstanding debt, please leave your message BEFORE the tone.
You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the tone you will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number, and a message.
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE
These words are lovely dark and deep, but I've got promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep, so leave a message at the beep.
Ok I gotta run, I am dirty from planting strange vegitables...there has got to be a better way to grow food.
Ok observation time then I will throw in something fun
So I have observed that people seem unwilling to accept help from others but will leave themselves open to be hurt by others. How odd. We can't accept the good but welcome the bad. We expect to much of people but take to little. We can't borrow ten bucks but are willing to lend our hearts at a moments notice. Of course I look for my readers' oppinions, as always
Ok something fun....
Funny messages left on answering machines
Hi. This is John:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
Now I lay me down to sleep; Leave a message at the beep. If I should die before I wake, remember to erase the tape.
Hello, I'm not here right now. In fact, I'm out getting a new parakeet. If you leave a message after the beep, I'll be sure to get back to you. Oh, and by the way, a word of advice; never try to clean a parakeet cage with a vacuum cleaner.
Hello, this is Susan. I don't live here, so if you were trying to call me, you've dialed the wrong number. On the other hand, if you were trying to call John, Jim, or Eric, please leave your name and number at the tone. I don't guarantee that one of them will call you back -- only that I won't.
Hello, this is WVKE, you're on the air.
Hi. If you are a burglar, checking to see if anyone is home, then we're probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone.
Sorry, Chris and Susan aren't here right now. If you are calling regarding an outstanding debt, please leave your message BEFORE the tone.
You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the tone you will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number, and a message.
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE
These words are lovely dark and deep, but I've got promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep, so leave a message at the beep.
Ok I gotta run, I am dirty from planting strange vegitables...there has got to be a better way to grow food.