I should have eaten my Wheaties...

[hazelrah1]

My health, if I were a single serving variety cereal pack:

My feet are the Corn Flakes,
my legs are Frosted Flakes,
my butt is Rice Krispies,
my digestive tract is Raisin Bran,
my heart is Cheerios,
my head is Fruit Loops,
and the "prize inside" is a baseball card of Lou Gehrig.