Signs of being tired

Mar 12, 2015 08:57

1. You get up in the morning to get ready for work. First thing is visit the bathroom to wash your face. You use the pump-action bottle of facial cleanser, scrub your face, and pat it dry. Next step is moisturizer. You pump out more facial cleanser, rub it into your face, and wait a few seconds for it to dry. As it dries, you wonder why your face feels tight and sticky. Then you realize you just rubbed soap into your face instead of moisturizer.

2. You leave for work completely professionally dressed, except the house slippers you wore to walk the dog. You realize this as you're pulling out of the driveway. Luckily, you left an extra pair of flats in your backseat.

3. As you drive down the road, you realize you don't have your wedding rings on, or any earrings.

Oh, Nyquil, you let me down last night. Hardly any sleep. Ambien, I'm sorry for doubting your power. I have finally realized. NyQuil is T-ball. Ambien is the major leagues. 
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