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The Dr. Seuss Purity Survey

Have you done it on a boat? no

Have you done it with a goat? hell no, that's one thing i won't try. animals

Have you done it in a bed? yes

Have you done it with the dead? noooo

Have you done it in the ass? yes

Have you done it, high on grass? um...yes

Have you done it in the car? yes

Have you simply gone too far? yes

Have you done it on the beach? no

Have you done it with the teach? unfortunately no

Have you done it on your back? yes

Have you done it strapped to a rack? um...no

Have you done it in a box? no

Have you done it with a fox? no

Have you done it in a tree? no

Have you done it with more than three? at the same time? no. at different times...haha. of course

Have you done it in the rain? nooo but i want to

Have you done it for the pain? hell yes

Have you done it 'tween the tits? yes

Have you done it wearing mitts? nope

Have you done it packed in rubber? yeah...maybe. assuming i understand the question

Have you done it undercover? yes

Have you done it on a perch? no

Have you done it in a church? no

Have you done it with a virgin? yes

Have you done it with a surgeon? damnit no

Have you done it with ropes and chains? along the lines

Have you done it while insane? yes

Have you done it on the stage? no

Have you done it underage? yes

Have you done it with all your friends? not all

Have you done it in both ends? yes

Have you done it with your dog? no

Have you done it on a log? no

Have you done it under clamps? yes

Have you done it with the lamps? yes

Have you done it for all to see? yes

Have you ever had VD? no

Have you done it on Mother's couch? no

Have you done it in your mouth? yes

Have you done it while on tape?

Have you done it out of shape? yes

Have you done it on live TV? no

Have you done it whilst you pee? no

Have you done it in the gym? no

Have you done it on a whim? yes

Have you done it on a dare? yes

Do you really think we care? no


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