More definitions from the urban dictionary

Feb 17, 2005 11:57

About as much use as a chocolate teapot--

A guy/girl who isn't very good at their job,playing video games or sports. Relative to anyone useless.
That George Bush is about as much use as a chocolate teapot

ba dunk-a-dunk--

if you slap a girl's ass and it jiggles anywhere from 2- seconds, its a ba-dunk-adunk
honey baby, you have a ba-dunk-adunk

Baby Batter--
sperm. Oh boy, here comes the baby batter... want it in your crack? or on your back?

baby giraffe--
The name given to the pose one must adopt in the toilet after awakening with a {boner} and dying for a piss.
i.e. legs spread wide and upper torso bent foward at the hips.
So called because of the obvious resemblance to a baby giraffe struggling to get to its feet.
I woke up half-way thru' the night with a stiffy and spent half an hour in the bathroom doing a baby giraffe trying to have a piss.
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