a long time coming..
this is a transcription of a phone interview with alexander:
SEVEN DEADLY SINS
WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with?
"You, for making me do this stupid survey"
2. What is your weapon of choice?:
"Nunchucks"
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?:
"Been there, done that"
4. How about of the same sex?:
"Definitely been there, done that"
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
"Kelly, for reasons that will remain unsaid"
6. What is your pet peeve?
"Kellaaaayyyy.. being forced to do surveys by Kellaaaayyy"
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
"Oh I keep grudges"
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
"Hmm I really don't have anything.. anything I'm supposed to do daily, I do.. I'm perfect in every way. Oh wait, I have something! Keeping my ego in check" =P
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?:
"I don't really know, just to be safe we'll say 2"
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but havent?
"No such person exists, I don't need to contact anyone"
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
"'I don't want to go, it's raining'" or "'I don't want to do this survey, it's raining'"
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
"Um. No. Not all the way through, either that or I didn't start at the beginning"
6. When was the last time you got a good workout In?
"Near the end of school"
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
"What alarm clock?"
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
"A Venti Java Chip Frappacino with two shots of expresso and a shot of mint"
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
"All of the above"
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
"Not really sure, about probably around 15 standard drinks. Never doing that again."
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
"No"
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
"Yes. I'm fat"
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
"I prefer all of them, but if I had to choose... salty"
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought Mmm lunch?
"Yes. All the time"
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
"Two"
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
"Two"
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of the opposite sex during a normal conversation?
"Perhaps... "
4. Have you had sex?
"Describe to me this thing you call sex" -moving on..
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
"Kelly's butt" -Anything else? "No"
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
*hesitates* "No.."
7. Have you ever gotten tested for an STD or pregnancy?
"I've been tested across the board, standard procedure" -So, are you pregnant? "Only in spirit"
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?:
"One"
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
"COSTCO!!" woooah yeahh!
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
"Invest it."
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
"Rich. You can buy fame"
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
"Yes"
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
"Only things for Kelly. Oh yeah and a ton of music and movies mwuahahaha"
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
"3,627"
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
"I'm proud of everything I do"
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
"Being a good son"
3. What thing would you like to accomplish later in your life?
"Med school"
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
"I wouldn't know, it's never happened"
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
"No"
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
"Umm in my games"
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
"Absolutely nothing. I beat the bone monster in Ninja Gaiden Black...it was really hard"
ENVY
1. What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
"HUUUGE tvs"
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
"All of my rooms are perfect, but I would let Kelly decorate any room"
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
"I'm happy being myself" what a nice answer :)
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
"Nope, not that I know of... Kelly?" -well, happy is in my bed right now, but no... "Good answer"
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
"No"
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
"Patience with stupid people"
8. Finally,what is your favorite Deadly Sin?
"Gluttony, because it sounds funny"
kelly: now i need an ending line for this entry!
Alex: you can put something like.. "I finally forced Alex to complete this survey i emailed him a year ago"
i finally forced alex to complete this survey while on the phone with him after having emailed it to him only a few weeks ago. =DDD
kelly: that was really fun! we should do it again sometime, huh?
Alex: Do what?
kelly: the survey!
Alex: The same survey?
kelly: no, different ones!
Alex: Oh gosh, I'm sure now you'll be finding surveys errrywhere
SEVEN DEADLY SINS
WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with?
"You, for making me do this stupid survey"
2. What is your weapon of choice?:
"Nunchucks"
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?:
"Been there, done that"
4. How about of the same sex?:
"Definitely been there, done that"
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
"Kelly, for reasons that will remain unsaid"
6. What is your pet peeve?
"Kellaaaayyyy.. being forced to do surveys by Kellaaaayyy"
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
"Oh I keep grudges"
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
"Hmm I really don't have anything.. anything I'm supposed to do daily, I do.. I'm perfect in every way. Oh wait, I have something! Keeping my ego in check" =P
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?:
"I don't really know, just to be safe we'll say 2"
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but havent?
"No such person exists, I don't need to contact anyone"
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
"'I don't want to go, it's raining'" or "'I don't want to do this survey, it's raining'"
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
"Um. No. Not all the way through, either that or I didn't start at the beginning"
6. When was the last time you got a good workout In?
"Near the end of school"
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
"What alarm clock?"
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
"A Venti Java Chip Frappacino with two shots of expresso and a shot of mint"
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
"All of the above"
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
"Not really sure, about probably around 15 standard drinks. Never doing that again."
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
"No"
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
"Yes. I'm fat"
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
"I prefer all of them, but if I had to choose... salty"
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought Mmm lunch?
"Yes. All the time"
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
"Two"
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
"Two"
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of the opposite sex during a normal conversation?
"Perhaps... "
4. Have you had sex?
"Describe to me this thing you call sex" -moving on..
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
"Kelly's butt" -Anything else? "No"
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
*hesitates* "No.."
7. Have you ever gotten tested for an STD or pregnancy?
"I've been tested across the board, standard procedure" -So, are you pregnant? "Only in spirit"
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?:
"One"
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
"COSTCO!!" woooah yeahh!
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
"Invest it."
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
"Rich. You can buy fame"
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
"Yes"
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
"Only things for Kelly. Oh yeah and a ton of music and movies mwuahahaha"
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
"3,627"
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?
"I'm proud of everything I do"
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
"Being a good son"
3. What thing would you like to accomplish later in your life?
"Med school"
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
"I wouldn't know, it's never happened"
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
"No"
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
"Umm in my games"
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
"Absolutely nothing. I beat the bone monster in Ninja Gaiden Black...it was really hard"
ENVY
1. What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
"HUUUGE tvs"
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
"All of my rooms are perfect, but I would let Kelly decorate any room"
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
"I'm happy being myself" what a nice answer :)
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
"Nope, not that I know of... Kelly?" -well, happy is in my bed right now, but no... "Good answer"
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
"No"
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
"Patience with stupid people"
8. Finally,what is your favorite Deadly Sin?
"Gluttony, because it sounds funny"
kelly: now i need an ending line for this entry!
Alex: you can put something like.. "I finally forced Alex to complete this survey i emailed him a year ago"
i finally forced alex to complete this survey while on the phone with him after having emailed it to him only a few weeks ago. =DDD
kelly: that was really fun! we should do it again sometime, huh?
Alex: Do what?
kelly: the survey!
Alex: The same survey?
kelly: no, different ones!
Alex: Oh gosh, I'm sure now you'll be finding surveys errrywhere