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Apr 25, 2016 22:28

Because I'm feeling bitchy...

Dear fanfic writers:
Please note the following homonym distinction--
taut abs are tense, tight, and probably sexually appealing
taught abs may or may not have finished high school, depending on the quality of the education

And while I'm on a roll...

Dear TV and film writers:
The mathematician Euler was indeed brilliant, and Euler's Theorem is a paragon of complex anaylsis. But you pronounce his last name "Oiler," not "Yoo-ler." Get it right or quit attempting to drop it into the mouths of your "smart characters." Either is fine, and if you're looking for a more pronounceable mathematician, might I suggest Richard Dedekind, who gifted us with the modern definition of number.

That is all.
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