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Mar 30, 2008 19:15

Saw a fandom meme on mmestrange's journal, and a question piqued my interest.

8. Write a few sentences of your favorite pairing or character.

It interests me because pretty much every single pairing I like boils down to the same thing. So, without further adieu, I present:


Every Fanfic I've Ever Written
by: Hayseed

"I hate you."

"That's just damn skippy because I hate you too."

One character learns something fundamentally important about the other. Afterward: "I don't hate you as much as I thought I did. I'm confused."

"Well, I still really hate you, so don't waste your time."

"But I think I've seriously misjudged you, and that's really awful of me. I'm sorry."

"Damn it, I wanted to hate you. Why didn't you let me keep hating you?"

"So are we friends now?"

"Maybe, although I've always secretly thought you were kind of hot."

"Me too. So maybe we should…"

"But we don't get along. There will be fights and tears and hurt feelings. Are you really sure you want to?"

"My theory is that the fabulously hot sex will more than compensate for our arguing."

"Say... that's not a bad idea. Let's try it out."

FIN

...so, am I right or am I right? :)

fic, fandom

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