I'M SO EXCITED...
I'm so...scared!!!
Today I was told:
"..BITCH, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING A BITCH...DONT GET SHIT TWISTED, DONT SAY SHIT TO ME OUT OF LINE THAT YOU KNOW FOR A FACT YOU WOULDNT SAY IN MY FACE, CAUSE I WOULD CHOKE THE SHIT OUT YO DUMB ASS,BITCH I KNOW THAT "
This was in reciprocation after having jokes with a guy & calling him a bitch...I wasn't aware that he would go crazy after being called that even when we weren't being serious the whole time. He still called me after he said that, & claimed wanting to see me tonight. Perhaps this rendezvous would be specifically for a beat-up? Don't know. Don't wana call to find out. Never saw it coming from this guy. Can't believe it was said a) at all, b) from him.
Yesterday I was told by another person that:
"...you sound sexy now, but the first time I talked to you, I didn't know...you were kind of SEFW (or whatever letter-code he used to describe what he was trying to say)....you know..like a tranvestite"
See? I always knew I sounded like a man...or a man attempting woman-hood. Should have just gone through with the dick-surgery in 2nd grade. Hey, at least I don't look transvestite-like....
RIGHT???