Sep 12, 2005 16:42
things i learned this weekend:
-the cure for vertigo seems to be 1500 calories worth of jungle juice in combination with 38 cigarettes.
-getting tattoos on a whim is a fantastic idea.
-tattooing your foot will be the most painful half hour of your life.
-drag queens are better at being girls than i am.
-buying/wearing a shirt so klassy that it has to be taped onto you is also a fantastic idea, and will cost you only $12.
-if you drink while you have intense vertigo, the likelihood of you falling down the stairs is very high.
-wonder bread is an important food group/counts as a meal if you also take a vitamin.
-the holiday season is not simply december-ish.
-fun is so great
judge away:)im sure i would