I'm officially fried.
Talking with Stacy about V For Vendetta (SHE brought it up! I swear!)
I started typing out the alliterative monologue at the beginning, only to begin musing about how it would sound if someone else were saying it. Namely, Chekov from Star Trek (The Original Series)
The thought of it had me laughing outloud. Loudly.
As I was in the computer lab at the time, you can imagine the looks I got *am getting*.
Anyway, this is what I came up with.
*To be read outloud, in a Russian accent*
"Woilà! In wiew, a humble waudewillian weteran, cast wicariously as both wictim and willain by the wicissitudes of Fate. This wisage, no mere weneer of wanity, is a westige of the wox populi, now wacant, wanished. However, this walorous wisitation of a by-gone wexation, stands wiwified and has wowed to wanquish these wenal and wirulent wermin wan-guarding wice and wouchsafing the wiolently wicious and woracious wiolation of wolition.
[carves V (W?)into poster on wall]
The only werdict is wengeance; a wendetta, held as a wotive, not in wain, for the walue and weracity of such shall one day windicate the wigilant and the wirtuous.
[giggles]
Werily, this wichyssoise of werbiage weers most werbose, so let me simply add that it's my wery good honor to meet you and you may call me Wee."
Nuclear wessels optional.
I started typing out the alliterative monologue at the beginning, only to begin musing about how it would sound if someone else were saying it. Namely, Chekov from Star Trek (The Original Series)
The thought of it had me laughing outloud. Loudly.
As I was in the computer lab at the time, you can imagine the looks I got *am getting*.
Anyway, this is what I came up with.
*To be read outloud, in a Russian accent*
"Woilà! In wiew, a humble waudewillian weteran, cast wicariously as both wictim and willain by the wicissitudes of Fate. This wisage, no mere weneer of wanity, is a westige of the wox populi, now wacant, wanished. However, this walorous wisitation of a by-gone wexation, stands wiwified and has wowed to wanquish these wenal and wirulent wermin wan-guarding wice and wouchsafing the wiolently wicious and woracious wiolation of wolition.
[carves V (W?)into poster on wall]
The only werdict is wengeance; a wendetta, held as a wotive, not in wain, for the walue and weracity of such shall one day windicate the wigilant and the wirtuous.
[giggles]
Werily, this wichyssoise of werbiage weers most werbose, so let me simply add that it's my wery good honor to meet you and you may call me Wee."
Nuclear wessels optional.