Dec 07, 2006 00:17
Not to point out the obvious or anything, but Gwen Stefani is terrible.
Peter wanted to hear her new song and we've been on a Gwen Stefani downloading kick ever since. It's a festival of awful. What she makes now barely counts as music. It's all sporadic backbeat, with her talking over half the track until she gets to the hook; in which she probably mentions her clothing line somewhere.
Also, I accidentally spelled her name with a "u" at the end, instead of an "i", and it was really funny for some reason. Peter and I were so tickled by it, thinking of Gwen's altenate personality starting alternate clothing lines and kidnapping alternate asian girls.
If Gwen Stefani was a Mario Kart character, Gwen Stefanu would be an unlockable extra. She'd have a gold grill and a white daisy duke track outfit with a red stripe going down the sides.