stolen from
therealycats :)
Go to google.com and type "(your name) needs" Then pick the 5 funniest ones there. If your name is James, you would put this in to the search engine: "James needs"
you got the idea.
Lynne needs to explain to Ted that she will not be influenced by threats
...but her ultrasound reveals some very sad news; Lynne needs an operation
Lynne needs a bunk mate and Cindy needs some consoling.That would work out well for all concerned. ;).
To tie the knot in Israel, Lynne needs two men to testify that she is indeed single.She's chosen me.
Lynne needs to go to Dodge City to attend a suffrage conference. So she dresses up as a teenage boy and joins the drive. ...WTF?!
Hi - we are a happily married couple - Stu has erection problems and Lynne needs lots of sex!!
Lynne needs a good spanking, preferably with a paddle or a hard flip flip. on another Note, She is My best friend in the entire world.
http://couchsurfing.com/profile.html?id=167134 lmao. those were great...
this song is great...
im cheered up! now- mike could just make my night by callin...