at the harris's
Thomas is telling me a story. This is what it is:
"This rat keeps biting his leg and his finger and his head and then he bites him then he's dead. And then he bites his left arm and then he eats the bones and then he put glasses on and then there was this day off. Then there was this man pencil and he bites his nose off and he like stoppses him with a knife. I'm just making this up! I saw this raccoon and then he like, bit my head and I said what's up boole! and then he says, I hate people. And then he died. The End."
Isn't that an awesome story! He's so cute! Adorable! Just like Jesse Chambers! OK. He wants to tell me another story:
"The dead chair turned alive and killed people. He scared people and everybody would be dying by him. And then he ate everybody's bones and died and sucked his blood. It's a real story, alright? It's a baby story. No it's not. It's a big boy story. When you're done with this, can we do another story? We can do a long one! And mix them together! Would that be alright, Bonnie?"
"There's this turtle, and it had an X on it, and I said whasup wha da! And then he said, ba ba ba ba ba. And then I was like, OK! Ha sha la ba sha! And then it bent down and said sasaaaaa to ti ti. Ad then he ate a popsicle and said, to to peas touch down to to spealo! I'm getting my breath back, alright? Ha ha ha. There's more. And then he wore his glasses and was like awesha sabido! The End"
"Alright. Oncce upon a time there was this dragon and then it hit a wet on the sea of my sonny's. And then it broke the run out of me. It hit my head right up. This is the best part! He put soda and ate it on his wing! And then it met this raccoon and it ate the lungs of the dragon. He ate it so he won't breath. And then he killed the dragon! And then he said, whoo! Who's up for round two? You should be much careful. I have more. Um, there was like these beans and then the raccoon readed this things that said hello dragon, I mean, giant! I mean for, wet face! This guy has a wet face. Awww! Here's a stick! Oh, here's some powder! The End. That was a long story."
"there was this eel, and he flips around and didn't let go and he flips around in the air. He was at six flags and he said, who wants beans in my stomach! We're gonna mix it together. And then he popped these beans out. And they were inside him. Like this, Bonnie! Showin methis walrus with lil pellets in him. You want to see this?" OK. Guess the story is over. One more story:
"There was this mouse and he ate some cheese and he met this wolf and he was like, aldkslfjalskdjflasdkjfalkdjso do. And the mouse was like, washo di da do. And then the rat goes, a one, a one, a one one two. Whoo. Then he meets another wolf and he says alskdjflkasdjfjs. And The End."
Bonnie
Thomas
Trey
Averi
Bob
Annette
Bonnie
Thomas
Trey
Averi
Bob
Annette
Dad
Mom
Thomas
Bonnie
Averi
We were sounding out these names. Hee hee hee.
I love being here! Thomas is so cute.
You know, can you act like a goth? Can you act like a punk? Can you act like a prep? NO no no. Those are things of outward appearance. Can you act like a geek? Yes.
Being a geek is something that you do at heart. Something that sticks with you all your life. Something that you grow to know and love. Something insdie your soul. OK. Hold on. I have to go chase Thomas around the house and blow my nose into a papertowel at him.
Here's another of Thomas's famous stories.
"Boy, this is good talkin. Then, ba do sha do dee. I know that's his name. Da do di da si da. Do sa da da di di. And then he was like, what's a pot the time, I do your ear, what's a part of time. And then at the end, and not the end. And then the End. Isn't that funny? I'm serious, that's the end."
"This rat keeps biting his leg and his finger and his head and then he bites him then he's dead. And then he bites his left arm and then he eats the bones and then he put glasses on and then there was this day off. Then there was this man pencil and he bites his nose off and he like stoppses him with a knife. I'm just making this up! I saw this raccoon and then he like, bit my head and I said what's up boole! and then he says, I hate people. And then he died. The End."
Isn't that an awesome story! He's so cute! Adorable! Just like Jesse Chambers! OK. He wants to tell me another story:
"The dead chair turned alive and killed people. He scared people and everybody would be dying by him. And then he ate everybody's bones and died and sucked his blood. It's a real story, alright? It's a baby story. No it's not. It's a big boy story. When you're done with this, can we do another story? We can do a long one! And mix them together! Would that be alright, Bonnie?"
"There's this turtle, and it had an X on it, and I said whasup wha da! And then he said, ba ba ba ba ba. And then I was like, OK! Ha sha la ba sha! And then it bent down and said sasaaaaa to ti ti. Ad then he ate a popsicle and said, to to peas touch down to to spealo! I'm getting my breath back, alright? Ha ha ha. There's more. And then he wore his glasses and was like awesha sabido! The End"
"Alright. Oncce upon a time there was this dragon and then it hit a wet on the sea of my sonny's. And then it broke the run out of me. It hit my head right up. This is the best part! He put soda and ate it on his wing! And then it met this raccoon and it ate the lungs of the dragon. He ate it so he won't breath. And then he killed the dragon! And then he said, whoo! Who's up for round two? You should be much careful. I have more. Um, there was like these beans and then the raccoon readed this things that said hello dragon, I mean, giant! I mean for, wet face! This guy has a wet face. Awww! Here's a stick! Oh, here's some powder! The End. That was a long story."
"there was this eel, and he flips around and didn't let go and he flips around in the air. He was at six flags and he said, who wants beans in my stomach! We're gonna mix it together. And then he popped these beans out. And they were inside him. Like this, Bonnie! Showin methis walrus with lil pellets in him. You want to see this?" OK. Guess the story is over. One more story:
"There was this mouse and he ate some cheese and he met this wolf and he was like, aldkslfjalskdjflasdkjfalkdjso do. And the mouse was like, washo di da do. And then the rat goes, a one, a one, a one one two. Whoo. Then he meets another wolf and he says alskdjflkasdjfjs. And The End."
Bonnie
Thomas
Trey
Averi
Bob
Annette
Bonnie
Thomas
Trey
Averi
Bob
Annette
Dad
Mom
Thomas
Bonnie
Averi
We were sounding out these names. Hee hee hee.
I love being here! Thomas is so cute.
You know, can you act like a goth? Can you act like a punk? Can you act like a prep? NO no no. Those are things of outward appearance. Can you act like a geek? Yes.
Being a geek is something that you do at heart. Something that sticks with you all your life. Something that you grow to know and love. Something insdie your soul. OK. Hold on. I have to go chase Thomas around the house and blow my nose into a papertowel at him.
Here's another of Thomas's famous stories.
"Boy, this is good talkin. Then, ba do sha do dee. I know that's his name. Da do di da si da. Do sa da da di di. And then he was like, what's a pot the time, I do your ear, what's a part of time. And then at the end, and not the end. And then the End. Isn't that funny? I'm serious, that's the end."