Of Sammy and Superman
My brother is a loser who trusts Internet Explorer, boo!
Just something I wanted to share, now, this is written by my 12 year old cousin, Mia, about Sammy cheating on Superman (wtf?) In her head it is clear that she ships Jared/Tom, or Sammy/Clark, because she just LOVES Supernatural and Smallville... Heh... Nice crossover...
I translated this from Malay, and didn't bother to clean up the story a bit, just to show you how weird it is.
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[DISC ONE]
Did you know there is a scandalous story behind "Supernatural"? If your answer is "no", then let me tell you all about it, because I heard that the character named Sammy is involved in this story.
I heard people were saying that Sammy is cheating on Superman! Such a sad story. Do you want to see it? Then let's view the story of Sammy cheating on Superman.
Roll the camera... ACTION!
Superman says "Sammy, please don't leave me be! Let us reunite as we were before, I beg of you!!"
Sammy says "Ah! Leave this place at once! I don't like you anymore because you are like, so lame". Sammy scolds him, bla bla bla....
Do you want to know who is Sammy's lover now? If you want to know, please proceed on to Disc Two.
Good job everyone, rest ten minutes.
[DISC TWO]
Okay, since our ten minutes of break is over, let's go back to our episode of "Supernatural", titled "Sammy Cheats On Superman"
Want to know who Sammy's lover is, then let us see this footage!
Sammy's lover is Dean, who is Sammy's brother played by Jensen Ackles, say booooo~ And Superman's lover is his ex-boyfriend, Sammy, ah, pity...
Yes, that concludes the real story, so sad eh eh eh.... It is so not beautiful! It was sucky, do you understand me? Haha, do you? Do you?
BYE!!
See you again in the nest episode of Supernatural!
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I had fun translating that... Haha...
She said that her Maths teacher found it on her friend's table and read it. And laughed.
I love my cousin, she's such a slasher.
Just something I wanted to share, now, this is written by my 12 year old cousin, Mia, about Sammy cheating on Superman (wtf?) In her head it is clear that she ships Jared/Tom, or Sammy/Clark, because she just LOVES Supernatural and Smallville... Heh... Nice crossover...
I translated this from Malay, and didn't bother to clean up the story a bit, just to show you how weird it is.
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[DISC ONE]
Did you know there is a scandalous story behind "Supernatural"? If your answer is "no", then let me tell you all about it, because I heard that the character named Sammy is involved in this story.
I heard people were saying that Sammy is cheating on Superman! Such a sad story. Do you want to see it? Then let's view the story of Sammy cheating on Superman.
Roll the camera... ACTION!
Superman says "Sammy, please don't leave me be! Let us reunite as we were before, I beg of you!!"
Sammy says "Ah! Leave this place at once! I don't like you anymore because you are like, so lame". Sammy scolds him, bla bla bla....
Do you want to know who is Sammy's lover now? If you want to know, please proceed on to Disc Two.
Good job everyone, rest ten minutes.
[DISC TWO]
Okay, since our ten minutes of break is over, let's go back to our episode of "Supernatural", titled "Sammy Cheats On Superman"
Want to know who Sammy's lover is, then let us see this footage!
Sammy's lover is Dean, who is Sammy's brother played by Jensen Ackles, say booooo~ And Superman's lover is his ex-boyfriend, Sammy, ah, pity...
Yes, that concludes the real story, so sad eh eh eh.... It is so not beautiful! It was sucky, do you understand me? Haha, do you? Do you?
BYE!!
See you again in the nest episode of Supernatural!
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I had fun translating that... Haha...
She said that her Maths teacher found it on her friend's table and read it. And laughed.
I love my cousin, she's such a slasher.