[drabble]
152 words
jaeho, yoosu
pg-13
my take on the conversation between yunchun after
ladydusk_raku 's omake in her adorable fic 'Man's Best Friend'
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“Ok, so our dogs are now human. Should we be driving ourselves to the loony-bin?”
“Oh my god, Xiah’s seen me naked!”
“And now we’ve seen them. All’s fair - oh, what are we to do? Our dogs are HUMAN.”
“I’d always imagined Xiah to be cute. He’s as cute as a puppy, with his little button nose...” Wistful eyes met Yunho’s.
*insert massive silence*
“You’re sick. You sick sick fuck. Do you know what it’s called around here? Bestiality.” An accusing glare was given.
“What?! I saw you and your guilt-ridden glances. I remember all those times on the phone: ‘oh, Hero’s looking so beautiful today. His hair’s so shiny, he’s got these beautiful blue eyes, he slept in my bed yesterday…’ So don’t you dare accuse me!”
Yunho growled. And then he remembered human Hero’s big big blue eyes as he blinked back in wonder lying sprawled on top of him.
Shit.
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A/N: idk lolz. wanted to write something after exams XD yay, they're finished!