Why don't you stop talking about killing yourself and just do it!
God I'm so fucking Emo. I want to die. My life sucks. I'm going to talk about killing myself a lot. Then I'm going to incorrectly slit my wrists. I'll pretend I was just unsuccessful in killing myself when really I know I have to slit down and not across, because I'm too much of a pussy shit to actually do it. Everyone hates me. My life sucks. Hold on, I need to find something else that sucks.. oh, last year my cat died. My life sucks. Bye.