Application
Character Name: So Dakki
Series: Houshin Engi (manga)
Character Age: Took over the body of an 18-year-old, so physically 18
Canon: Houshin Engi's a blast into the past of old China, inspired by the Chinese novel "Feng Shen Yan Yi" and its intricate plots to overthrow the remaining members of the Yin Dynasty. Except, well. Ancient China probably didn't have this many divine being, human, demon characters with funky shoes three times the length of their feet and special weapons called "paopei".
Every series needs its big HAX villain that the main characters work to defeat. For Houshin Engi, that's Dakki. Hailed as a genius, she's a beautiful, intelligent 5000-year-old vixen demon, who is the mastermind behind the downfall of the Yin dynasty, achieved by seducing the emperor Chuuou with her sexy bod and female pheromones. Her strongest weapon, the Veil of Temptation, emits a strong scent which affects all men and bring them under her control. Only those with an iron will can resist it. Dakki loves three things: parties, extravagant luxuries, and human torture. Yes, human torture. So, this all reads like she should speak sophisticated and elegant, like a proper Empress, right? WRONG. Dakki talks and acts like a ditz. Her words are punctuated with "!!" and "♥", and she affixes "chan" to everyone's name. In fact, she started a war simply by wafting her pheromone weapon and saying, "The enemies are bullying me, WHAT SHOULD DAKKI DO~!!"
Sample entry:
Oh my~! I was skeptical when Elizabeth-chan told me about this place, but now I must agree - it's absolutely gorgeous! Look at the desolated facilities, the unhappy campers! Judging by the joyful way the gorilla is humping that screaming tree, even the wildlife and flora are flourishing in perfect harmony. Such wonderful work you've done here, Elizabeth-chan!
-- ah, I'm sorry, I haven't introduced myself, have I. How rude of me! My name is Dakki, most beautiful and beloved wife of Chuuou, 30th Emperor of the Yin Dynasty. It took a little convincing before my Chuuou-sama allowed me to sign your director's little contract -- he just couldn't bear to part with me, the sweetheart! -- but I'm here and ready to help out as Shi-Fude's official party organizer.
My first suggestion is to build a large cruise ship for dinner and music on the lake. A lovely expanse of radioactivity, it'd be a waste not to celebrate above such waters, don't you think? Imagine joining your partner beneath a bright, full moon for the soothing melody of the lute, as a cancerous new tumour grows with every minute of this radiation exposure. Why, it's more romantic than a double suicide~! As for dinner, we can make use of your... what was it? Tuesday's Soup? I must say, I think it's so sweet of Elizabeth-chan to pay attention to my three-minute cooking lessons, but I see she uses zombie flesh as ingredients. While I certainly approve of the tangy flavour it gives, zombies tend to be a little too tough for the constitution. So for our fun cruise ship, we shall use fresh meat from the disobedient campers who ignore the sex ban and persist with their dirty, dirty rituals. It's a win-win for all! Of course, we can't forget that the lake houses its very own tentacle monster. For added viewing pleasure and entertainment, toss a few campers overboard and voila! Instant dinner-and-a-pornography!
Hm? What's that, fellow camper-chan? You don't like the idea? But it's so novel, and I've already arranged for some helpful zombie boys to begin building the ship right away! ... too... cruel? Camper-chan. You applied to attend this camp filled with bleeding showers, walking dead and sexually-charged animals, yet you think my unique party idea is... cruel? Oh, how easily you campers push away a delicate newcomer. Your crude disapproval of my idea is more cruel than the idea itself can possibly be! To think I've reluctantly torn myself away from my duties to dearest Chuuou-sama, only to face harsh, merciless rejection in my humble attempt to serve the masses... Iyaaaaa~n, Dakki is being bullied~! What shall I do~!
... ahahn, that's so kind of you, my gorillas. ♥ It's a pity you ripped them up a little too much though, or these bodies would have made perfect decorations for our new cruise.
Voting went here. IN @ 93.4%, thank you all.