We have to take our clothes off to have a good time, oh no no no.
My mom and I were folding the laundry together earlier and she commented on how cute a particular pair of my panties are. She said I should get more just like that pair.
I can not tell you how profoundly awkward and disturbing that moment was.
Note to self: hide panties from parents at all times.
Note to everyone else: they really are very cute.
Related:
I love skinny jeans. I wish I could wear them without looking making myself look stupid. Skinny jeans are in right now and really, I couldn't be happier; they are so chic and elegant. Too bad I have a triangle-shaped butt and enormous runner's calves.
Don't get me wrong - I LOVE my legs. They are amazing and they run so well, and anyone that knows me even a little bit knows how much I love running (with all my heart). But I won't fool myself. They look really terrible in skinny jeans.
Also related:
Why can't my chest fit into a lot of the dresses that I love in stores? Curse the gift of boobs! The size I wanted was too small for my boobs, but the next size up was too big for the rest of my body and looked awkward.
But if you go to the GAP right now, there's a gorgeous gray dress with flowers on it. Go try it on; if I can't wear it, you should, because it's totally gorgeous.
Not related:
I am in love with Masaharu Morimoto. I am so sad that I always barely miss meeting him at various food festivals. He's adorable and such a great chef.
That is all.
I can not tell you how profoundly awkward and disturbing that moment was.
Note to self: hide panties from parents at all times.
Note to everyone else: they really are very cute.
Related:
I love skinny jeans. I wish I could wear them without looking making myself look stupid. Skinny jeans are in right now and really, I couldn't be happier; they are so chic and elegant. Too bad I have a triangle-shaped butt and enormous runner's calves.
Don't get me wrong - I LOVE my legs. They are amazing and they run so well, and anyone that knows me even a little bit knows how much I love running (with all my heart). But I won't fool myself. They look really terrible in skinny jeans.
Also related:
Why can't my chest fit into a lot of the dresses that I love in stores? Curse the gift of boobs! The size I wanted was too small for my boobs, but the next size up was too big for the rest of my body and looked awkward.
But if you go to the GAP right now, there's a gorgeous gray dress with flowers on it. Go try it on; if I can't wear it, you should, because it's totally gorgeous.
Not related:
I am in love with Masaharu Morimoto. I am so sad that I always barely miss meeting him at various food festivals. He's adorable and such a great chef.
That is all.