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[hawtlikearobot]

lmfao..lets see...i woke up today at 1:45 in the afternoon because i'm mad rad and i'm allowed to sleep in... = ) Then, i walked to Mr.Coffee's house in a tank top and these tiny pajama shorts (because i'm a hoebiscuit!) I stayed at her house for like...hours, and i got a phone call from someone, (i *still* have no clue who it was) and i didnt pick up, so then Mr.Coffee called them back and was like "Who the hell is this? Why did you call? Oh you didnt call? So you're calling me a fucking liar? What the hell? and then they hung up on her so she called back and was like "Hey did you just call me" (just joking around) and she was like OMFG YOU HUNG UP ON ME!!! and then they were like...arguing on the phone lol. And then i guess she hung up again, so hope called back AGAIN and i guess the person's mom or something picked up and said call back in two minutes. So THEN she called back again and some guy picked up and she was like "Hi, are you hott? I like hott guys." and then he asked her to come over and she was like "Of course i'll come over!!" lol and then she was like "So i have to know....how big is your...well, you know.." and he was like wellll....my boyfriend says it's awesome (he was pretending to be gay because there were guys in the background laughing) and she was like "hmmm.....that's awesome! i lovvvve to bang gay guys, i cant even tell you! Gay guys are sexy!" and he was like "haha thanks" lmfao it was so funny. and then she called another random person from the phonebook and THAT convo was SO effing funny lol we're such losers. We were so bored! Oh and then i talked to Anthony (her ex boyfriend...NOT Anthony E.) on the phone and then online. He thinks he's gangster. And he said he wasnt asleep...but he was. lmfao
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