i am domestically retarded.

[hawowthatsfunny]

after college and graduate school...this is how i picture myself:

i will work in a huge corporation and be hella rich and wear those stupid, stiff business outfits. i'll arrive home late every night from work to a quiet, sleek high rise in a pretty city. the only person there will be my cook who i'll speak spanish to while he or she finishes

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the last one looks like yo9u stuffed one of those dusters in a bush somewhere

or it could be your stuffing..lol just kidding love you!

[hawowthatsfunny]

omg! you win!

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Really?! What did i win?! Gimme! ima selfish, greedy little one.

[hawowthatsfunny]

you choose the prize

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I want hot sex with you!!!

umm if i can't have that then what can i have?

[hawowthatsfunny]

i can give you my eternal friendship and a bag of chips

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mmmm those will work. im excited!