Depp Madness - Day 8, Announcing the Division Champions!
*epic vuvuzela symphony theme*
The tournament organizers really expected the Black Pearl Academy of Ethics division to be the easiest to predict. Captain Jack Sparrow, the Golden God, sweeps aside his competition and takes on your choice of whomever else was left. Alas, it was not a pirate that came out on top... but a mobster. This man had to not only fight the cross-dressing Lieutenant Victor but also the man responsible for knocking Jack out so early: the ultimate underdog and 32nd seed, Axel Blackmar. Apparently, "Have Tommy Gun, Will Travel" is a legitimate slogan as the champion of the Black Pearl Academy of Ethics is...
JOHN DILLINGER!!!
Of all four division brackets, the Wonderland Expedition was the only one that ended as predicted by seeding. The only top seed to actually have the crowd's support this tournament chewed through his competition and mixed their remains into his tea cup, from Jack Marshall and Roux to his division title opponent, Donnie Brasco. Ultimately, madness trumped all and the champion of the Wonderland Expedition is...
THE MAD HATTER!!!
The Chocoholics division was extremely difficult to watch as there were so many fan favorites duking it out. Edward Scissorhands, Inspector Abberline, even the top seed Willy Wonka were not safe from this champion's wrath. Vengeance is a powerful motivator and while this champion was responsible for a great many deaths, at least the crowd got to enjoy a fine meal after it was all over. The champion of the Chocoholics division is...
SWEENEY TODD!!!
The Sleepy Hollow School of Equestrianism division almost seemed like a home for obscure roles, from William Blake and Gene Watson to Sir James William Barrie and Sam. This champion had to take on the cult favorite Raoul Duke for the title, and it was not pretty. Not even calling in Dr. Gonzo to help him out was enough to give Raoul the title, so the final champion in Depp Madness and the greatest of the great from the Sleepy Hollow School of Equestrianism is...
SANDS!!!
But we are not finished yet, ladies and gentlemen. This tournament was not about finding the 4 greatest Johnny Depp roles, oh no... it IS about finding THE greatest Johnny Depp role and we have to thin the herd even further! Prepare for battle!
Poll Depp Madness, Day 8
The tournament organizers really expected the Black Pearl Academy of Ethics division to be the easiest to predict. Captain Jack Sparrow, the Golden God, sweeps aside his competition and takes on your choice of whomever else was left. Alas, it was not a pirate that came out on top... but a mobster. This man had to not only fight the cross-dressing Lieutenant Victor but also the man responsible for knocking Jack out so early: the ultimate underdog and 32nd seed, Axel Blackmar. Apparently, "Have Tommy Gun, Will Travel" is a legitimate slogan as the champion of the Black Pearl Academy of Ethics is...
JOHN DILLINGER!!!
Of all four division brackets, the Wonderland Expedition was the only one that ended as predicted by seeding. The only top seed to actually have the crowd's support this tournament chewed through his competition and mixed their remains into his tea cup, from Jack Marshall and Roux to his division title opponent, Donnie Brasco. Ultimately, madness trumped all and the champion of the Wonderland Expedition is...
THE MAD HATTER!!!
The Chocoholics division was extremely difficult to watch as there were so many fan favorites duking it out. Edward Scissorhands, Inspector Abberline, even the top seed Willy Wonka were not safe from this champion's wrath. Vengeance is a powerful motivator and while this champion was responsible for a great many deaths, at least the crowd got to enjoy a fine meal after it was all over. The champion of the Chocoholics division is...
SWEENEY TODD!!!
The Sleepy Hollow School of Equestrianism division almost seemed like a home for obscure roles, from William Blake and Gene Watson to Sir James William Barrie and Sam. This champion had to take on the cult favorite Raoul Duke for the title, and it was not pretty. Not even calling in Dr. Gonzo to help him out was enough to give Raoul the title, so the final champion in Depp Madness and the greatest of the great from the Sleepy Hollow School of Equestrianism is...
SANDS!!!
But we are not finished yet, ladies and gentlemen. This tournament was not about finding the 4 greatest Johnny Depp roles, oh no... it IS about finding THE greatest Johnny Depp role and we have to thin the herd even further! Prepare for battle!
Poll Depp Madness, Day 8