on being a chemE
The say that our drinking club has a chemical engineering problem... I assent. and this was an email that i just received:
Dear ChemE's,
We're approaching you, the de facto social chair of ChemE, on behalf of the Physics and Engineering Physics departments. We would like to point out that your major sucks at:
-Drinking
-Chemistry
-"Physical" chemistry (ahahahaha what a joke)
-Dressing yourselves
-Life
We're dealing, at the moment, with the first on that list. Have you the courage to
defend your meager existence as the keepers of stoichiometry? As we see it, the
equations are heavily weighted in favor of the physicists.* We challenge you to a
keg race on the outskirts of collegetown at 707 East State Street, Friday night at
9:30. And don't worry, there will be enough alcohol for you to drink off the sting
of us kicking your asses! We invite the Chem's to join you too (you'll need it).
Do you accept our challenge, or are you gonna be too busy making cookies, getting
high in fume hoods or whatever it is you do in Baker?
BYO keg (work with the Chem's if you need).
cooper
temporary self appointed physics social chair.
Noah
temporary self-ordained Engineering physics social chair.
*Assuming we are in a vacuum, to first order approximation
yeah so cornellians are big dorks.... and damnit i am missing the race!!
Dear ChemE's,
We're approaching you, the de facto social chair of ChemE, on behalf of the Physics and Engineering Physics departments. We would like to point out that your major sucks at:
-Drinking
-Chemistry
-"Physical" chemistry (ahahahaha what a joke)
-Dressing yourselves
-Life
We're dealing, at the moment, with the first on that list. Have you the courage to
defend your meager existence as the keepers of stoichiometry? As we see it, the
equations are heavily weighted in favor of the physicists.* We challenge you to a
keg race on the outskirts of collegetown at 707 East State Street, Friday night at
9:30. And don't worry, there will be enough alcohol for you to drink off the sting
of us kicking your asses! We invite the Chem's to join you too (you'll need it).
Do you accept our challenge, or are you gonna be too busy making cookies, getting
high in fume hoods or whatever it is you do in Baker?
BYO keg (work with the Chem's if you need).
cooper
temporary self appointed physics social chair.
Noah
temporary self-ordained Engineering physics social chair.
*Assuming we are in a vacuum, to first order approximation
yeah so cornellians are big dorks.... and damnit i am missing the race!!