Stupid Y chromosomes
So tonight was an open house to all the 8th graders at our school, so it was a night were they come and walk around looking at our clubs and all that. So as co-prez of the GSA, gay-straight alliance.
So of course we have cookies to lure people to look at our EPIC poster. And when the boys mob around them I sternly tell them "Hey we're a club, so don't just take the cookies and run. Are you interested." Of course they're baffled and look at the poster like "...oh...gay" and I ask "ARE YOU INTERESTED." Seriously, I got all capslock on them.
"Sure!"
"No. Be honest, do you just want the cookie?"
"..."
"Honestly."
"Yes."
"Honestly will get you no where, NOW GET."
PWN. I'd say so. And then this tiny one (they're getting small by the year, seriously) comes up all COOKIE. So I tell him, "Are you interested in the GSA?" He looks up
"Wut?" Then he looks at me like how long have you been here?
"The gay straight alliance."
"Oh, well I don't mind gay people but I support them." ME INSIDE: WUT.
I just stare at him and literally point, "Get outta here!" *STARE* "GO"
He takes a cookie and runs. Stupid bitch.
Then later some other boys walk by and I hear them "*snicker*...gay" WOW I totally forgot how immature they were. So glad I'm in high school with Juniors and Seniors mostly.
Oh what else? Well I was glad there were so many girls interested and other high school members adn when I told our like student body president about the snickering he was like "That's not cool! I have really strong feelings about this, sorry they did that." I was like, "Uh they're boys it's okay," I am starting to like him.
Over all, really great night. I got to promote my bromance shirt with two football plays chest bumping with BROMANCE at the bottom ;D
So of course we have cookies to lure people to look at our EPIC poster. And when the boys mob around them I sternly tell them "Hey we're a club, so don't just take the cookies and run. Are you interested." Of course they're baffled and look at the poster like "...oh...gay" and I ask "ARE YOU INTERESTED." Seriously, I got all capslock on them.
"Sure!"
"No. Be honest, do you just want the cookie?"
"..."
"Honestly."
"Yes."
"Honestly will get you no where, NOW GET."
PWN. I'd say so. And then this tiny one (they're getting small by the year, seriously) comes up all COOKIE. So I tell him, "Are you interested in the GSA?" He looks up
"Wut?" Then he looks at me like how long have you been here?
"The gay straight alliance."
"Oh, well I don't mind gay people but I support them." ME INSIDE: WUT.
I just stare at him and literally point, "Get outta here!" *STARE* "GO"
He takes a cookie and runs. Stupid bitch.
Then later some other boys walk by and I hear them "*snicker*...gay" WOW I totally forgot how immature they were. So glad I'm in high school with Juniors and Seniors mostly.
Oh what else? Well I was glad there were so many girls interested and other high school members adn when I told our like student body president about the snickering he was like "That's not cool! I have really strong feelings about this, sorry they did that." I was like, "Uh they're boys it's okay," I am starting to like him.
Over all, really great night. I got to promote my bromance shirt with two football plays chest bumping with BROMANCE at the bottom ;D