I think I lost about 100 brain cells in the past hour....
So Katie and I just spent the past four hours doing absolutely nothing. She and I went and saw Garden State after our class and then came back to watch some more movies and eat a nice dinner. Thats all we did... The whole night... Garden State was excellent by the way.
The whole plan tonight was to see the latest episode of Third Watch. That came on at nine so with time to kill, Katie and I decided to get in some quality Mark Wahlberg time and watch The Big Hit. Excellent. Then she and I made a nice dinner and proceeded to watch the new Third Watch episode. It was good, like we knew it would be and our goals for the evening were accomplished... Now what?
Well the plan was to watch the Labyrinth and eat Chips Ahoy chewy cookies. We ate the cookies. We never got to see David and his fabulous labyrith... We decided to channel flip for a bit and - now I have no idea what happened-ended up watching two complete episodes of the Howard Stern Show on E. Mind you, this is after we watched the Britney Spears wedding special.
How did one night's great plans go so horribly wrong?
To make matters worse, during the commercial breaks for Howard Stern, there were like four or five phone sex commercials and me and Katie just sat there like, I know we should change the channel..why aren't we? Katie compared it to watching a Lifetime movie-basically you don't want to watch but once you see five seconds of it you have to find out what happens. And its true. Lord I cannot recall the countless hours I've wasted watching some silly Lifetime movie-they all have the same plot too; Woman is mistreated, no one will stand up for her, she has to fight alone, and then finally someone believes her and she wins in the end and the bad guy gets what he's got coming... But alas, I still must watch. And thats how it went this evening. First it was Brigette Neilson and Flava Flav (being die hard Surreal Life fans we had to tune in) and then it was Pamela Anderson and the rest of the ladies from VIP. Well we were planning on changing the channel but the teasers for the show showed Pamela kissing some random lady and we just had to wait to see what the deal was. Who was the mystery woman? Why did she have an accent? What makes her so special she gets to kiss Pam on tv? Why would Pam kiss a woman she doesn't know on Howard Stern? I know-really random and stupid but Katie and I were half asleep and being really lazy-the remote was never reached for basically...
So that was my friday night as a junior in college. Wow huh? A couple of party animals me and miss Rys are egh? Don't you guys wish you lived our lives? Strung out on the couch, eating chewy cookies and watching bad tv? Oh yeah man-fucking crazy I know...
Tomorrow is gonna be even better. Me and Katie are going to drive all the way to the mall just to smell the new Britney Spears perfume. I'm praying it smells horrid like the Celine Dion fragrance-its bad enough I like Jennifer Lopez's Glow-I don't want to have to start endorsing Britney too.
The whole plan tonight was to see the latest episode of Third Watch. That came on at nine so with time to kill, Katie and I decided to get in some quality Mark Wahlberg time and watch The Big Hit. Excellent. Then she and I made a nice dinner and proceeded to watch the new Third Watch episode. It was good, like we knew it would be and our goals for the evening were accomplished... Now what?
Well the plan was to watch the Labyrinth and eat Chips Ahoy chewy cookies. We ate the cookies. We never got to see David and his fabulous labyrith... We decided to channel flip for a bit and - now I have no idea what happened-ended up watching two complete episodes of the Howard Stern Show on E. Mind you, this is after we watched the Britney Spears wedding special.
How did one night's great plans go so horribly wrong?
To make matters worse, during the commercial breaks for Howard Stern, there were like four or five phone sex commercials and me and Katie just sat there like, I know we should change the channel..why aren't we? Katie compared it to watching a Lifetime movie-basically you don't want to watch but once you see five seconds of it you have to find out what happens. And its true. Lord I cannot recall the countless hours I've wasted watching some silly Lifetime movie-they all have the same plot too; Woman is mistreated, no one will stand up for her, she has to fight alone, and then finally someone believes her and she wins in the end and the bad guy gets what he's got coming... But alas, I still must watch. And thats how it went this evening. First it was Brigette Neilson and Flava Flav (being die hard Surreal Life fans we had to tune in) and then it was Pamela Anderson and the rest of the ladies from VIP. Well we were planning on changing the channel but the teasers for the show showed Pamela kissing some random lady and we just had to wait to see what the deal was. Who was the mystery woman? Why did she have an accent? What makes her so special she gets to kiss Pam on tv? Why would Pam kiss a woman she doesn't know on Howard Stern? I know-really random and stupid but Katie and I were half asleep and being really lazy-the remote was never reached for basically...
So that was my friday night as a junior in college. Wow huh? A couple of party animals me and miss Rys are egh? Don't you guys wish you lived our lives? Strung out on the couch, eating chewy cookies and watching bad tv? Oh yeah man-fucking crazy I know...
Tomorrow is gonna be even better. Me and Katie are going to drive all the way to the mall just to smell the new Britney Spears perfume. I'm praying it smells horrid like the Celine Dion fragrance-its bad enough I like Jennifer Lopez's Glow-I don't want to have to start endorsing Britney too.