FIC: Survey Says: Ezra (Mag7 - 7some - 2/7 - FRM)
Title: Survey Says: Ezra
Author: Sam-Tony
Fandom: Magnificent Seven (TV'verse - ATF AU)
Pairing: Sevensome
Rating: FRM - slash, sevensome
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Disclaimers: Not mine, no money made.
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Survey Says - Ezra
Subj: Re: Survey Says....
Date: 5/18/03 10:59 AM Pacific Daylight Time
From: epstandish@team7.denver.atf
Reply-to: aces_high@timberline.org (Gambler)
To: bad_karma@timberline.org (Leader), desert_wind@mountain.net (Tracker), rogue_wild@mountain.net (Romeo), keyboard_cowboy@mountian.net (Kid), profile_this@mountain.net (Preacher), healing_hands@mountain.net (Doc)
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I trust you have read my...official...response to your questions, JD; after all, they have lead you here. Rather than inflict this over governmental email (with it’s very public ideas of personal privacy) I have decided to - shall we say, flesh out? - my answers. If anyone should wish to convene at my humble abode this evening, I shall have a fine repast waiting.
And JD? You shouldn’t bite your lips in public...it is extremely distracting. ;-)
Warnings, gentlemen - I, too, was bored.
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Name: Which one would you prefer? How about the one you already know - Ezra P. Standish. The P is for...well, I shall allow you to ponder that in silence on my part. Performance? Purpose? Passion, perhaps?
Birthdate: Quite old enough to know better than to answer that question, Mister Dunne. Not that you don’t know perfectly well the answer from hacking into my files for the fourth time in as many months. I trust my additions have been amusing?
Sex: Why, yes, my...and your...pleasure. After all, it would hardly do to allow such a fine offer stand unrewarded.
Marital Status: Living in a rose-colored state of sexually exhausting, multi-partnered, unmarried bliss.
If you could live anywhere, where would it be? Here, of course. Why else would I be granting you all the great pleasure of my incomparable wit and unique, not to mention stimulating, company?
What is your favorite article of clothing? Public use or...private? And for that, you shall have to investigate for yourself. And no, Josiah shall only inform you that it is something best left discovered on your own and that it is NOT the red thong you already know about.
Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex? I shall agree that it depends on the person. I have often said you have lovely eyes, JD. Josiah has a voice that I am quite sure could melt the polar ice caps should he take an interest in doing so, and Buck, with the rasp and deep purring growl has always ran a very close second to that. Nathan has that wonderful talent with his hands and Vin has the soul of a poet housed in the most adorable school boy blush I have ever seen. And as to our very dear Mister Larabee...suffice it to say that the ‘take charge’ attitude is not wasted solely on the misbegotten miscreants of our chosen careers.
What is the last CD that you bought? I believe that would have been Native Drums for our sharpshooter‘s birthday. I trust we all remember that birthday? As I recall, Vin could barely sit for days after. Mood music indeed. ;-)
Where is your favorite place to be? In my very own feather bed - have I mentioned that I have had a brand new, custom frame delivered just last week? And that it, and it’s accompanying king sized mattresses (both of them) take up most of the entire back wall of my bedroom?
Where is your least favorite place to be? Anywhere before noon having had to forgo my usual quantities and standards of Starbuck’s coffee. No, I still have not forgotten last week’s 5am wake up call. And yes, you shall pay for interrupting my sleep at such a godforsaken hour. No, the resulting explosion - regardless of it’s pleasure as measured by the Dunne Richter Scale - does, in no way, relegate you back into my good graces. Only by the grace of your own spectacular gift at making heavenly coffee have you survived this long to tell the tale.
What is your favorite place to be massaged? ::raised eyebrow:: Oh how quickly they forget...
Do you cook? In or out of the bedroom? But, yes, I cook.
What time do you wake up in the morning? I have been known to awaken, albeit grudgingly, quite early...provided the inducements are sufficient to garner my...significant attention. ::a gentleman doesn’t cackle, however, I have been told - by our very knowledgeable healer (and he should be) - that I am no gentleman.:: Is that a blush I see already, John Daniel?
What is your favorite kitchen appliance? Hmmm...I do believe that watching you and Vin fighting, not quite verbally though there were tongues involved, over the last lick of chocolate batter on the spatula has endeared that particular item to me.
What is the most dangerous thing you've ever done? Might I assume allowing Chris access to rope and my very vulnerable person would count as a dangerous thing?
What is your favorite color? The cherry red of your lips after they have been kissed swollen and full. The pink of Buck’s cheeks when he knows you are watching Chris make love to him and sees that you approve. The bronze of Vin’s skin, flushed and slick from working outside in the sun and wind of the ranch. The silver glint of Josiah’s hair against the chocolate brown of Nathan’s skin as our profiler makes the good doctor scream. The hazel green flash of Chris’ eyes as they sweep over us before the start of a long, particularly engaging weekend.
What is your favorite tv show? Trading Spaces and no, you may not sign us up.
What is your favorite season? Last winter.
What is your least favorite household chore? And allow you access to that particular bit of information? Not likely, Mister Dunne. But thank you for your timely answer; our next poker game shall be quite rewarding for me should you lose. Which you shall.
If you could have one super power, what would it be? Being impervious to bullets would be a fortuitous ability to have; that way I could do away with that cumbersome vest.
If you have a tattoo, what is it? You know well that I do not - however, I must admit to enjoying the display along Josiah’s back, as well as the effect of that line of symbols ending just above...
Can you juggle? Quite well. AND I multitask...
What is your favorite day? The warm spring afternoon spent lying in the sun under that willow tree down by the lake while you and Buck played in the water and Josiah dozed with his head pillowed on my thigh...yes, that one. It was a good thing that Nathan came prepared - it would have been a shame for Vin to burn from dozing too long in the sun. Although he did heat up quite nicely under Nathan’s helpful handling.
From the people receiving this list, who is the most likely to respond first? As you have included the whole of the Seven in your survey, and have already responded yourself, I would suspect Buck shall be the next to answer. Vin shall be busy removing his pencils from above my head.
Last? Chris as he is currently in a meeting with Judge Travis and Nathan and Josiah have just arrived with our repast.
What is your favorite flower? Attempting to illicit answers by underhanded tactics, such as misleading the respondent into thinking the questions are over, JD? Very well - honeysuckle.
Latex or leather? On you? Leather. Black; the expensive kind, supple and butter-soft that would cling so well to various, well-defined areas of the your anatomy. Ah, definitely a blush.
Apples or oranges? Oranges.
Blue or black ink? Black for reports, of course. Or body art - you mentioned something about wanting a tattoo?
What is your favorite hobby? Please let me surprise you with this one, Mister Dunne - painting. Or photography. Perhaps next time I shall bring my camera to the lake in order to capture some of your clever antics on film. After all, one can never have a surfeit of blackmail material.
Favorite childhood memory? You paint a beautiful portrait of your mother, JD. My own memory would have to be summers back home in New Orleans with Granny Lucritcia. Days spent playing tag in the cultured gardens, the smell of the magnolia blossoms, the oppressive heat of the summer nights, listening to the croak of the bullfrogs and the hymns Granny would sing.
Wizard or Warrior? Wizard, of course. Why waste physical effort on a thing when magical means will suffice?
What’s happening as you finish this survey? I believe you are about to harden your arteries with that order of grease-to-go, Vin is standing on his desk displaying a very fine effort at garnering my attention - yes, Vin, it is working, just how much you will be able to discern later this evening when you are thrown over...well, I shall allow you to think on that, I believe. Buck, as you are typing and grinning like a fiend , I do believe you are up to something regarding our young one’s email. Nathan is typing as well. Josiah is on the telephone and by the way our preacher is all teeth, I can only envy whomever it is he may be talking to. Ah, I see...Miss Rubinstein, Judge Travis’ more fiery compatriot on the 12th floor. 70 if she’s a day and has our formidable profiler wrapped quite firmly around her petite finger.
Passion
A8
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