Dec 18, 2007 00:12
My next door neighbor, FSM love him, is bat-shit. These other day, when we had some 'fresh powder', he was outside skiing down the minor slope behind our houses. See, I may live on the only street with a 'hill' in Columbus for miles. A glorified slope, I say. Before there were houses, a creek might have been here, who knows or remembers or cares? Nobody alive, thats who. What's more, It rained a fuck ton and made any snow on the ground a sheet of filthy mess, and then he was skiing again. I swear to god I am not making any of this up.
Anyway. Roommate and I got into a drinking contest last night, whoever passed out first lost. Two bottles of liquor later, I wake up on the couch at 11 am to my defeat.
-Godpasta, who will have her revenge