TWC FO' LIFE!
I have a problem, you see. But not with some outside influence, no, it's with my mind. I watch the Weather Channel too fucking much. I like to, besides THE MIRACLE of predicting the future (pack of fucking witches, I say), the weather interests me and therefore I can watch for hours on end. Really. Right now, im gazing at a forocious line of storms in Indiana, guessing when it will get here, were (Columbus) under a Thunderstorm watch.
SO, I was doing this the other day, at my parents place, when old man anchor states that the Weather Channel is going HD. Several things go through my head at this point:
"Wait, what?"
"Holy shit, that sounds like a waste of money and time, how retarded"
"I AM GOING TO WATCH IT ALL THE TIME, ITS GOING TO BE THE BEST THING EVER"
My parents have HDtv.
You know, I know the music they play during the local forecasts, I have been known to hum it while at work. I know what anchors are my favorites and I also know that I hate that fucking bastard Jim Cantore, that self-righteous cock-sucking prick. I hope, while braving the hurricanes in front of a camera that he gets mugged and possibly stabbed because thats dumb standing outside in a damn hurricane.
Makes for good TV
-Godpasta
SO, I was doing this the other day, at my parents place, when old man anchor states that the Weather Channel is going HD. Several things go through my head at this point:
"Wait, what?"
"Holy shit, that sounds like a waste of money and time, how retarded"
"I AM GOING TO WATCH IT ALL THE TIME, ITS GOING TO BE THE BEST THING EVER"
My parents have HDtv.
You know, I know the music they play during the local forecasts, I have been known to hum it while at work. I know what anchors are my favorites and I also know that I hate that fucking bastard Jim Cantore, that self-righteous cock-sucking prick. I hope, while braving the hurricanes in front of a camera that he gets mugged and possibly stabbed because thats dumb standing outside in a damn hurricane.
Makes for good TV
-Godpasta