I hereby proclaim this poetic.
Top 5 things I should update about:
1) I have 16 separate plants in my apartment.
2) The person living below me complained to the apartment staff that I was walking around too loudly, and after a few months of me walking around as loudly as I could, the staff came up here, saw that I was awesome and my place was snazzy, then told the guy below me to shut up and deal.
3) Aaron Aiken's Haiku!:
You are twenty-two!
Refrigerator magnet,
Sorry about Colt.
Hope you found your class,
Down the hall and to the left,
If there was a left.
Watch out for hippies.
Hallucinogenic drugs.
(And happy birthday)
4) Nope, th
5) at's it.