hahah well this was an interesting one

[hawaii356]

today I went to lgreun wearing my self proclaimed math club sweatshirt

LaurrG (taking sip of her mountain dew): do you drink mountain dew?
Becca: No.
Laurie: what do you drink?
Silence
Becca: I heard it has sperm in it.
Silence
Laurie: oh, and where did you hear this?
Becca: from my friend.
Laurie: and where did she hear it?
Becca: He.
Laurie: excuse me, he.
Becca: I don’t know, but he also told me that slim fast has sawdust in it, which is true.
Silence
Laurie: well, Mountain Dew is urine color, so I would understand that association, because sperm comes out of the same hole that urine comes out of, in males
silence
Becca: but I don’t know, like, how you would get it into the bottle…
Silence
Laurie: well, there is the most obvious way
Becca( stares at wall, refusing to look at her)

Pause; Silence

Laurie: Do you know what a sperm looks like?
Becca: no.
Laurie: have you ever wondered?
Becca: no.
Laurie: no?
Becca: no.
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Laurie: …well what do you do at the gym?
Becca: exercise.
Laurie (sigh): Do you think that’s what I’m asking?
Becca: yes.
Laurie: has anyone ever called you a wise guy? A (emphasizing the words) smart ass?
Becca: no, no.
Laurie: Well you’re being a bit smart-assey, don’t you think? Smart-assey.

God, I love this lady.