Something is really wrong with Loki...
Before I begin let me state that I am not referring to his health, he is completely over his little kitty cold or whatever. This evening, I arrived home from work and went through my getting home ritual. I pet Loki and Shiva and tell them they are good. Then I must feed Loki. Not that his bowl is out of food, he just wants the fresh from the bag flavor. I feed him and he gorges as is his custom, but in the feeding I split some on the floor. Since I still have cleaning on the brain, I decide to just grab the broom and sweep it up right now. Apparently the Broom has been coming out at night to try to eat Loki's soul. His eyes got as big as they would go and he was moving all four legs post haste... unfortunately for him he was still on the hardwood and simply stalled with his legs flailing a la Scooby Doo. When he finally gained purchase he was gone... at the speed of black blur he flew from my line of vision and I heard one of the bathroom cabinet doors fly open and slam closed. After finishing with the broom I went searching for Loki... and did not find him until I checked the very very top cabinet. Where he refused to leave for half and hour until he was certain the Soul Eating Broom of Painful Doom was gone. So in closing I just have to say Loki=Pretty.