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Hardison wants a vacation in Tokyo with Parker. So cute!ever
Tara: Still snarky. Still awesome.
Nate: Still crabby.
Sterling: Still a snarky bastard.
Parker: Still bugfuck nuts. With a shit-eating grin. And we love her for it.
Eliot: Still really into hitting people. Given it's Sterling, I'm okay with this.
Maggie: Still made of awesome and win and everything wonderful.
Hardison: Still carrying a grudge about having to blow up his offices.
Nate: Really needs to remember Maggie is his ex-wife.
Sterling and Nate: Dear God, why has no one written Sterling/Nate boyslash yet?
Lundy, aka The Big Bad: Dude, it's Paul Atriedes/The Middleman! *loves*
Hardison: Totally a hard copy forger too? Seriously?
Tara: Knows her shit. Listen to her. (She has to have been calling Sophie off-camera.)
Eliot: Smart man. He's listening to Tara.
Tara: Speaks Russian. Is very, very talented.
Maggie: I really love her for catching on SUPER FAST.
Parker: Encyclopedic knowledge of stealing things. I adore her SO MUCH.
Nate: Has a grudge.
Maggie: Sees Nate (and Sterling and Parker) and has an expression. She knows what kind of shit is going down. I LOVE MAGGIE.
Parker: Her care package includes lockpicks! And explosives! And a diamond edged file! And she's walking away with Maggie. Where is my Parker/Maggie femslash?
Nate: Stop the fuck drinking. Damn it.
Parker: Oh my God, she's dressed so trashy. With a fake Russian accent. She makes it work. I want the scene where she and Maggie talked and flirted when she got dressed.
Eliot: Your hair is so flippy and lovely.
Tara: Would you please drag Eliot in bed? Pretty please? Because those two are hot.
Eliot: Your eye thing is scary even when your hair is so well-groomed and sleek.
Tara: Totally badass. Without saying a word. Dear PTB: Can we keep her? Pretty please?
Sophie: ABOUT DAMN TIME. I love you, Sophie.
Hardison: You are such the uber-geek. Will you take off your shirt again?
Sophie: She's, like, the ultimate reference guide to interpersonal interactions.
Nate: Still has no clue everyone else is talking to Sophie. I'm good with that.
Hardison: Your van still smells of hard work. And cabbage.
Tara: Really hot in that little black dress.
Sterling: You're still an asshole. But that's why we like you.
Maggie: Ooooooh, you are going to be MAD at the Middleman (that is the Middleman, right?) when you discover he sold you out for a Faberge egg. Maybe she'll punch him! I love when Maggie punches people.
Nate: Is now determined that this guy is GOING DOWN HARD.
Maggie: That's a really awesome dress.
Nate: Dear God, shut the hell up. Sophie is going to kick your ass hard for this ep and the last one. Seriously, Nate, you totally need to get in the habit of being honest with Maggie.
Tara: Please keep snarking at Nate.
Eliot: Thank you for being the backup grifter. Hardison as a grifter scares me.
Faberge Egg: You are VERY PRETTY and I understand why someone would steal you. *pets*
Hardison: You and your technobabbling self are awesome.
Tara and Maggie: Laughing at Nate together. I love those two. (Can we please have Maggie/Tara femslash too?)
Parker: You're getting more and more comfortable with skimpy dresses. And I'm good with that.
Sterling: Oh, you are good. Which we knew. You have so much fun being a bastard. Are you flirting with that guard?
Hardison: You are such an asshole sometimes. Play nice.
Tara: Please drag Eliot into bed. (I'm a multishipper.)
Maggie: Telling Nate not to lie to her is a good idea. She needs to punch him for not telling her the truth right away, though.
Nate: Hangover much? Also, um, when things get out of his control, he's not really-- Yeah.
Maggie: I hear you, trust me.
Eliot: He knows his shit but good. That's why they trust him.
Sterling: Not out of the episode yet, that's for sure.
Maggie: Hurt him for not telling you sooner. Do it. Maggie and Sophie probably have a history too. I want Maggie/Sophie and backstory. YAY FOR YELLING AT NATE FOR LYING.
Nate and Maggie: You both started it.
Maggie: You electrocuted someone! I love you, Maggie! But you need to learn how to hold a gun.
Real Villian: Awesome. I love a twist.
Nate: You are up to something.
Maggie: She knows you're up to something, Nate.
Eliot: As the only one in view, I presume you're bait, and Tara, Hardison, and Parker are lying in wait? With Sterling? (If they even asked him for the egg.) This is just TOO easy for the bad guys otherwise.
Parker: Where are you? You were rappelling toward the bag in the previews.
Maggie: You're pretty hot when you're kissing Nate.
Elevator: No egg. *elevator opens* Oh, look, I'm right!
Parker: More awesome than awesome. Again.
Maggie: Your expressions are priceless.
Real Big Bad: Aw, damn it. You're not dead. I figured you would be.
Parker: "First bomb's always the hardest." HEE!
Maggie: Oh, you poor woman.
Tara: What did you set up? Because you're very clever. Oh, hee! She switched the plates!
Maggie: She's totally flirting with Eliot to make Nate jealous. I'm good with that.
Eliot: YOU JUST THREW A FABERGE EGG? DEAR GOD.
Sterling: Do you have a kink for getting stuck in the trunks of cars? Seriously? Oh, you are such a publicity whore, by the way. INTERPOL?
Eliot: Welcoming Tara to the team when she says she hates Sterling? That's great.
Nate: Apologies are no good when you lie and you lie and you lie and you keep getting caught.
Maggie: You and Sophie are probably the only ones who can say things like that to Nate.
Sophie: There was really not enough of you in this ep.
Previews: Luke Perry is a con artist? Hah, that's kind of awesome.
But it would've been nice to have the women talking to each other more.
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Tara: Still snarky. Still awesome.
Nate: Still crabby.
Sterling: Still a snarky bastard.
Parker: Still bugfuck nuts. With a shit-eating grin. And we love her for it.
Eliot: Still really into hitting people. Given it's Sterling, I'm okay with this.
Maggie: Still made of awesome and win and everything wonderful.
Hardison: Still carrying a grudge about having to blow up his offices.
Nate: Really needs to remember Maggie is his ex-wife.
Sterling and Nate: Dear God, why has no one written Sterling/Nate boyslash yet?
Lundy, aka The Big Bad: Dude, it's Paul Atriedes/The Middleman! *loves*
Hardison: Totally a hard copy forger too? Seriously?
Tara: Knows her shit. Listen to her. (She has to have been calling Sophie off-camera.)
Eliot: Smart man. He's listening to Tara.
Tara: Speaks Russian. Is very, very talented.
Maggie: I really love her for catching on SUPER FAST.
Parker: Encyclopedic knowledge of stealing things. I adore her SO MUCH.
Nate: Has a grudge.
Maggie: Sees Nate (and Sterling and Parker) and has an expression. She knows what kind of shit is going down. I LOVE MAGGIE.
Parker: Her care package includes lockpicks! And explosives! And a diamond edged file! And she's walking away with Maggie. Where is my Parker/Maggie femslash?
Nate: Stop the fuck drinking. Damn it.
Parker: Oh my God, she's dressed so trashy. With a fake Russian accent. She makes it work. I want the scene where she and Maggie talked and flirted when she got dressed.
Eliot: Your hair is so flippy and lovely.
Tara: Would you please drag Eliot in bed? Pretty please? Because those two are hot.
Eliot: Your eye thing is scary even when your hair is so well-groomed and sleek.
Tara: Totally badass. Without saying a word. Dear PTB: Can we keep her? Pretty please?
Sophie: ABOUT DAMN TIME. I love you, Sophie.
Hardison: You are such the uber-geek. Will you take off your shirt again?
Sophie: She's, like, the ultimate reference guide to interpersonal interactions.
Nate: Still has no clue everyone else is talking to Sophie. I'm good with that.
Hardison: Your van still smells of hard work. And cabbage.
Tara: Really hot in that little black dress.
Sterling: You're still an asshole. But that's why we like you.
Maggie: Ooooooh, you are going to be MAD at the Middleman (that is the Middleman, right?) when you discover he sold you out for a Faberge egg. Maybe she'll punch him! I love when Maggie punches people.
Nate: Is now determined that this guy is GOING DOWN HARD.
Maggie: That's a really awesome dress.
Nate: Dear God, shut the hell up. Sophie is going to kick your ass hard for this ep and the last one. Seriously, Nate, you totally need to get in the habit of being honest with Maggie.
Tara: Please keep snarking at Nate.
Eliot: Thank you for being the backup grifter. Hardison as a grifter scares me.
Faberge Egg: You are VERY PRETTY and I understand why someone would steal you. *pets*
Hardison: You and your technobabbling self are awesome.
Tara and Maggie: Laughing at Nate together. I love those two. (Can we please have Maggie/Tara femslash too?)
Parker: You're getting more and more comfortable with skimpy dresses. And I'm good with that.
Sterling: Oh, you are good. Which we knew. You have so much fun being a bastard. Are you flirting with that guard?
Hardison: You are such an asshole sometimes. Play nice.
Tara: Please drag Eliot into bed. (I'm a multishipper.)
Maggie: Telling Nate not to lie to her is a good idea. She needs to punch him for not telling her the truth right away, though.
Nate: Hangover much? Also, um, when things get out of his control, he's not really-- Yeah.
Maggie: I hear you, trust me.
Eliot: He knows his shit but good. That's why they trust him.
Sterling: Not out of the episode yet, that's for sure.
Maggie: Hurt him for not telling you sooner. Do it. Maggie and Sophie probably have a history too. I want Maggie/Sophie and backstory. YAY FOR YELLING AT NATE FOR LYING.
Nate and Maggie: You both started it.
Maggie: You electrocuted someone! I love you, Maggie! But you need to learn how to hold a gun.
Real Villian: Awesome. I love a twist.
Nate: You are up to something.
Maggie: She knows you're up to something, Nate.
Eliot: As the only one in view, I presume you're bait, and Tara, Hardison, and Parker are lying in wait? With Sterling? (If they even asked him for the egg.) This is just TOO easy for the bad guys otherwise.
Parker: Where are you? You were rappelling toward the bag in the previews.
Maggie: You're pretty hot when you're kissing Nate.
Elevator: No egg. *elevator opens* Oh, look, I'm right!
Parker: More awesome than awesome. Again.
Maggie: Your expressions are priceless.
Real Big Bad: Aw, damn it. You're not dead. I figured you would be.
Parker: "First bomb's always the hardest." HEE!
Maggie: Oh, you poor woman.
Tara: What did you set up? Because you're very clever. Oh, hee! She switched the plates!
Maggie: She's totally flirting with Eliot to make Nate jealous. I'm good with that.
Eliot: YOU JUST THREW A FABERGE EGG? DEAR GOD.
Sterling: Do you have a kink for getting stuck in the trunks of cars? Seriously? Oh, you are such a publicity whore, by the way. INTERPOL?
Eliot: Welcoming Tara to the team when she says she hates Sterling? That's great.
Nate: Apologies are no good when you lie and you lie and you lie and you keep getting caught.
Maggie: You and Sophie are probably the only ones who can say things like that to Nate.
Sophie: There was really not enough of you in this ep.
Previews: Luke Perry is a con artist? Hah, that's kind of awesome.
But it would've been nice to have the women talking to each other more.
This entry has been cross-posted to Dreamwidth (
comments). Comments are welcome on either post.