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-Gloria
You know, this letter sounds EXACTLY like Anya wrote it. Not saying it was her, though, just that she's sucked you in that much. You have no clue, mike. You're just a little boy who knows nothing about life. absolutely nothing. You wash dishes during the day and come home to fuck your std infested girlfriend and then act like an 8 year old until you pass out to do the same thing the next day.
I also heard your bank account is drained. What did that go to? Mcdonalds and drugs? Ha.
You're a loser. The only thing that makes you look like a big boy now is that you don't live with your mommy now. What's changed? You live in a trailer with your fat girlfriend that doesn't know what to do with her life.
congratulations.
And sorry, but the only person I asked Sean not to see is Amanda. And go figure, the little brat was always there. So, thats YOUR fault that you never got to see Sean. Not mine.
Nice try, though.
-Me
I sure am brain washed, huh. I sure can't believe I've been manipulated this whole time. I'm really embarrassed now. You know, because I'm being manipulated and such. *long drawn out sigh* Have you any clue how many times you say the same shit over and over again? It's a cycle that should stop but you have to open your little mouth and say what you've said a million times before. You're so wise Gloria, delivering your pizzas with the love of your life, and giving great advice to your good friends like me Anya, Alex, and Amanda. We're definitely going to listen to what you have to say because you've been through so much; washing dogs, the whole pizza thing, living off your boyfriend's mom, getting arrested, getting attacked by Heather, *inhale air for effects* you slept with a guy who gave you GENITAL WARTS on your UTERUS and you got HPV which could give you CERVICAL CANCER so hopefully you won't be able to make BABIES, and you being Sean's 3rd place bronze metal girlfriend. I act 8, I know this, and I am proud and happy, but at least I do not look 8 *sticks tongue out*. Ahhhh, my bank account, you know how I alway buy drugs for Anya, you know me so well. I buy them for my self too, I'm always smoking my crazy cigarettes, everybody's been trying really hard to get me to me to quit smoking but I can't because cigarette smoke reminds me of my dear ol' gramps. *sniff sniff, cue Simple Plan* My dear ol' grampa always smoked them cigarettes, so when I smoke um I feel like I'm close to him. *FART* I'm really sorry...I'm a sick asshole. Anyways, most of my money for real has gone to my car, insurance, doctor bills, and more insurance and bills. But you're right I guess that's in the drugs and fast food section, right, yeah that's right. Also that 5,000 dollars that I have earning interest, I'm cock poor huh? Sean doesn't seem worth talking to anymore anyways, so even if it is truly MMMYYYYYYY fault, I don't give a wart infested Glo about it anyways. Thank you again for humoring me.
Your pal,
Mikie B Boy Burg<3
Well kids stay tuned for more episodes of, GLORIA WARTS Z!
*old U.S. DBZ music*
You know, this letter sounds EXACTLY like Anya wrote it. Not saying it was her, though, just that she's sucked you in that much. You have no clue, mike. You're just a little boy who knows nothing about life. absolutely nothing. You wash dishes during the day and come home to fuck your std infested girlfriend and then act like an 8 year old until you pass out to do the same thing the next day.
I also heard your bank account is drained. What did that go to? Mcdonalds and drugs? Ha.
You're a loser. The only thing that makes you look like a big boy now is that you don't live with your mommy now. What's changed? You live in a trailer with your fat girlfriend that doesn't know what to do with her life.
congratulations.
And sorry, but the only person I asked Sean not to see is Amanda. And go figure, the little brat was always there. So, thats YOUR fault that you never got to see Sean. Not mine.
Nice try, though.
-Me
I sure am brain washed, huh. I sure can't believe I've been manipulated this whole time. I'm really embarrassed now. You know, because I'm being manipulated and such. *long drawn out sigh* Have you any clue how many times you say the same shit over and over again? It's a cycle that should stop but you have to open your little mouth and say what you've said a million times before. You're so wise Gloria, delivering your pizzas with the love of your life, and giving great advice to your good friends like me Anya, Alex, and Amanda. We're definitely going to listen to what you have to say because you've been through so much; washing dogs, the whole pizza thing, living off your boyfriend's mom, getting arrested, getting attacked by Heather, *inhale air for effects* you slept with a guy who gave you GENITAL WARTS on your UTERUS and you got HPV which could give you CERVICAL CANCER so hopefully you won't be able to make BABIES, and you being Sean's 3rd place bronze metal girlfriend. I act 8, I know this, and I am proud and happy, but at least I do not look 8 *sticks tongue out*. Ahhhh, my bank account, you know how I alway buy drugs for Anya, you know me so well. I buy them for my self too, I'm always smoking my crazy cigarettes, everybody's been trying really hard to get me to me to quit smoking but I can't because cigarette smoke reminds me of my dear ol' gramps. *sniff sniff, cue Simple Plan* My dear ol' grampa always smoked them cigarettes, so when I smoke um I feel like I'm close to him. *FART* I'm really sorry...I'm a sick asshole. Anyways, most of my money for real has gone to my car, insurance, doctor bills, and more insurance and bills. But you're right I guess that's in the drugs and fast food section, right, yeah that's right. Also that 5,000 dollars that I have earning interest, I'm cock poor huh? Sean doesn't seem worth talking to anymore anyways, so even if it is truly MMMYYYYYYY fault, I don't give a wart infested Glo about it anyways. Thank you again for humoring me.
Your pal,
Mikie B Boy Burg<3
Well kids stay tuned for more episodes of, GLORIA WARTS Z!
*old U.S. DBZ music*