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Ladies and Gents!
It's Friday... It's a time when we should all come together with our loved ones, set aside our disagreements/stress/worries/psychosis, put an end to our week-long of nightly binge drinking, and start a shiney-fresh-new weekend of alcohol-induced paralysis. So, today I'm introducing the #1 way to get conflicts resolved with your spouse/family/friends/lovers/piece-of-ass! Just follow these simple steps:
1. Stare blankly at the person(s)
2. Blink a few times
3. Say "Ah, fukkette"
4. Flip your hair
5. Pick nose while proceeding to stare blankly
Guaranteed to work! 100% satisfaction or your money back!
I need a fukkin' tastey beverage...
It's Friday... It's a time when we should all come together with our loved ones, set aside our disagreements/stress/worries/psychosis, put an end to our week-long of nightly binge drinking, and start a shiney-fresh-new weekend of alcohol-induced paralysis. So, today I'm introducing the #1 way to get conflicts resolved with your spouse/family/friends/lovers/piece-of-ass! Just follow these simple steps:
1. Stare blankly at the person(s)
2. Blink a few times
3. Say "Ah, fukkette"
4. Flip your hair
5. Pick nose while proceeding to stare blankly
Guaranteed to work! 100% satisfaction or your money back!
I need a fukkin' tastey beverage...