Jun 03, 2010 21:32
I've heard a lot of people complain that there's nothing to do around here. Normally I'd just start a round of my favourite game, but a princess once told me that the rules might be a little complex for just anyone to grasp.
Instead, I'm going to show you the most entertaining way to travel.
[The post switches to video and anyone familiar with Deck 13 can see the wildflowers, but a gauntlet covers the lens as the Prince picks it up and tucks it in against the scarf. Now be treated to a vision of the temple as he leans back to gauge it.]
Here we go!
[The next twenty seconds give the viewers quite the introduction to the Persian version of parkour, the Prince handily scaling the temple with all the skills of a master monkey. It's fast and scrambling can be heard, the occasional grunt when he hits a wall or rounds a corner.]
See? Now isn't this a fun way to keep yourself entertained?
[The words are sprinkled here and there as he hauls himself up a wall, then an edge, reaching out handily for a bit of jutting stone and-- holy camel! Something large just dropped like a rock in front of him - large, white, and possible Ezio-like in structure.]
What was that-- wha-- whooah...
[Have some scrambling and the view tilts upwards as the Prince misses his grip and starts to fall.]
Elikaaaa---
[With a hand stretched out into the screen, the video cuts out.]
#samuel goldthwaine robinson jr,
prince of parkour,
#ezio,
let's play a game,
!video,
!ic,
#toboe,
ledge may not be closer than it appears,
!text,
elikaaaaa