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Why Your Offal Smells Awful (abridged) - This was not written by me
Your body ejects poisons and things it won't need,
And these are the things on which you mustn't feed.
If your offal smelt tasty, like fresh cherry pie,
Then you might eat it, and then you would die.
If your offal smells so bad that you kick it off of your plate,
You then may survive and may procreate.
If ever an animal found its waste in good taste,
Evolution has cured that condition post-haste.
Your body ejects poisons and things it won't need,
And these are the things on which you mustn't feed.
If your offal smelt tasty, like fresh cherry pie,
Then you might eat it, and then you would die.
If your offal smells so bad that you kick it off of your plate,
You then may survive and may procreate.
If ever an animal found its waste in good taste,
Evolution has cured that condition post-haste.