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Mar 03, 2006 14:35

While on the train there were two young white males, I mention only that they were white to emphasize the fact they could not pull off their fashion or language with any sense of style. They were oh so intelligent, clearly they must have been using fuck a minimum of four or five times per sentence. I was captivated from the first time I heard "fuck, oh fuck man, fuck I'd be so fucked". I pretended to listen to music for the few short minutes we spent together while I diligently eavesdropped on their conversation about how they might sneak one of their girlfriends out of school. I will assume it was junior high just because it entertains me. Alas our time came to an end and I left the train to board my bus.

At the back of the bus sat two teenage girls who were quite quiet and well mannered for the five minutes I waited to leave the station. Then to my surprise the two boys appeared again. One of the girls said "OH MY GOD IT'S TYLER" the other girl suddenly also very animated practically screams "WARNER??" the first replies with a snotty "uh yeah" as if there would be any other one. She then goes "please get on the bus please please please". Ah, so the boys are the alpha males of the misguided youth division of my community, stellar.

The boys boarded and sat in the seats on the opposite side of the bus as the girls. At which point the girls proceed to… not talk to them. They did however go on to regale each other not loudly but much more so than the volume they had been speaking in before about their alcoholic escapades and therefore implied sluttiness. The boys responded to this by… ignoring the girls and talking amongst the two of them. The girls then went into the next stage of discussing all the guys they have, one would be lead to believe, swarming over them all the time.
At a break in the conversation one of the guys says in the sassy intellectual way only he could pull off "Fuck man, I wanna get so fucked tonight! Fucking awesome."
The girls were quiet for the rest of the ride.
HA! I loves the quite desperation.

It may not sound like much but it made my day.
That and some guy walking down the hall in EA doing some mad yo-yo tricks.
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