001 -- video;
[ a wild puckerman has appeared on your screens, frowning into the lens for a minute before turning it over in his hands. enjoy the random shots of his shoes and hands while he examines it. ]
Is this some kind of prank? I mean, if I’m dreaming, I’ve pinched myself five times and I’m still not waking up so I doubt it’s a dream. But whatever, the point is, if this is a joke, then I will hunt the responsible asshole down and throw them in the dumpster. Seriously.
Also, my real phone isn’t working, and this crappy thing won’t dial anyone. Not even my mom, so what kind of shitty service plan is it on? My real one better not be broken. I shelled out some big bucks for the touch screen thing and I’ll be pissed if I can’t use it when I get back to reality.
[ a pause. he finally stops flipping the pcd around in his hands and looks into it. ]
So is anyone even listening to me or what?
Is this some kind of prank? I mean, if I’m dreaming, I’ve pinched myself five times and I’m still not waking up so I doubt it’s a dream. But whatever, the point is, if this is a joke, then I will hunt the responsible asshole down and throw them in the dumpster. Seriously.
Also, my real phone isn’t working, and this crappy thing won’t dial anyone. Not even my mom, so what kind of shitty service plan is it on? My real one better not be broken. I shelled out some big bucks for the touch screen thing and I’ll be pissed if I can’t use it when I get back to reality.
[ a pause. he finally stops flipping the pcd around in his hands and looks into it. ]
So is anyone even listening to me or what?