get up, stand up
heather: yesterday when i went to the beach, the ocean was this pea soup color
me: WOAH
heather: i wonder if i was swimming in solid waste
me: seriously
me: like maybe gasoline
heather: but the gulf always looks like that
me: and oil
heather: thats what i figured but it didn't have that rainbow shit on it
heather: it was normal colored except it looked like a bunch of children peed in it
me: g r o s s
heather: yeah
me: maybe some shrimp are spawning somewhere
heather: ew
me: and it was all shrimp eggs
heather: delicious
heather: ew
heather: maybe
heather: maybe it was AIDS
heather: hopefully it was aids
woke up at 715 to sell my plasma and was denied because i was a day early. came home and slept. i love my bed, i will miss it dearly. went to the pool, super overcast. came back home again and washed dishes. killed a GIANT cockroach, screamed like a little girl before doing so. drove way out of town to apply at this radio station, saw a rattle snake cross the road. haha why did the rattle snake cross the road? to get to the other side. i hated those jokes. applied a couple of other places, went to lowes, went tanning, went to publix. the best part of all of this was getting a hotdog from this lady vendor and a rootbeer to match. vendor hotdogs are the best because they're cooked with stranger love... and that's the best kind of love.