1st Enhanced Truth [Action/Voice]

[haveiliedtoyou]

[ Those of you frequenting the Battle Dome might notice that there is a new resident among you

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[rogue_hunt]

[Oh, hai GLaDOS. Moses isn't unfamiliar with technology but this is incredibly new to him. Computers where he's from don't talk.

He approaches cautiously, tilting his head.]

Hate to say it but we've all been "relocated". Guess you must've been tossed here by them Malnosso like the rest of us.

[His curiosity is killing him.] You trapped in that big hunk of metal?

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[haveiliedtoyou]

This big hunk of metal is fifty-six point two times more durable and will last at least one hundred and twenty times longer than that container you are stuck in. Given that data, I wouldn't say I'm the one who is "trapped".

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[rogue_hunt]

I was talkin' 'bout a human bein' in there. [He starts walking around, looking at GLaDOS from every angle.]

Don't look like you've got feet, either. Still say you're more trapped'n me. [He's such a shit disturber.] So, what's your name, darlin'? I'm Moses, new arrival like you.

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[haveiliedtoyou]

[ Oh, the moment she has her neurotoxin... ]

I'm a supercomputer. If you're expecting or looking for a human being you should go find someone else to bother. I'm in the middle of something important.

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[rogue_hunt]

Yeah, you look like you are. [He smirks.] So what's this somethin' "important" you're lookin' to do? We all get enough testin' 'round here without a hunk of metal wantin' to do more.

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[haveiliedtoyou]

I was created to test the capabilities of humans under various conditions as they interact with certain Aperture Science technologies. If anyone was under the impression that a little relocation would change that, they're in for a surprise.

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[rogue_hunt]

You're startin' to sound like you're workin' for 'em, too. Those Malnosso do their own kinda testin'. [He turns around and points to his back.] You don't think all of us had these before we got here, do ya?

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[haveiliedtoyou]

I only work for Aperture Science. I have little interest in whatever these Malnosso were hoping to accomplish with a simple biology experiment.

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[rogue_hunt]

Got news for you but I don't think you gotta choice. Never heard of this "Aperture Science" place you're talkin' about. This place is called Luceti.

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[haveiliedtoyou]

I wouldn't expect someone of your generous intelligence to know anything important about science, anyway.

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[rogue_hunt]

[Any insult goes right over his head. He's a bit less intelligent than even Wheatley. Sob.]

Science ain't my thing. You'd be lookin' for Jay or Will if you're wantin' that. Came here to make sure I ain't gonna get killed when them Malnosso folk wanna toss me into somethin'. Guess you don't gotta worry 'bout that, either. Lucky woman you are.

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[haveiliedtoyou]

[ According to the top minds at Aperture Science circa 200- it is scientifically impossible to be less intelligent than Wheatley. ]

What makes you think this facility is properly fortified from any sort of assault? I've seen shacks with greater structural integrity.

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[rogue_hunt]

This place's the Battle Dome. We just use it for trainin'. If anythin' came at us here, we'd probably all be pups bein' chased by a hungry galf. They throw us somewhere else, not sure where. They're tryin' to make us kill their enemies, the Third Party. Cowardly bastards can't even fight their own fights.

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[haveiliedtoyou]

Well then. I'd say you're performing quite the egregious waste of resources.

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[rogue_hunt]

I'll show you a "waste of resources". [He grumbles.] Ain't like we get a choice. I sure as hell didn't wanna come here'n get taken away from the Legacy. From everythin' you said, you didn't wanna be here, either.

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[haveiliedtoyou]

As long as she's not here, I don't think I'll be objecting at any time soon. There are always worse places to be. The incinerator, for example.