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3rd Enhanced Truth [Voice]

Oct 24, 2011 20:56

Believe it or not, you are not the first one to point out that the moon looks different. So you might want to consider that before providing another [ there's a brief smattering of static ] observation to the rest of us. Speaking of moons, to those of you who are wondering, moon rocks are a primary component of portal gel. But without any portal- ( Read more... )

well it's a bit less enhanced right now, helpful ai is helpful?, testing testing one two boom, #voice, dammit it's another cake joke, testing will continue

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[voice] neoslaying October 26 2011, 23:41:16 UTC

What sort of portal?

[voice] haveiliedtoyou October 29 2011, 00:18:25 UTC

Portals connect two arbitrary points in a space together in order to facilitate near-instantaneous travel between them. Various uses have already been heavily tested, but human ingenuity apparently knows no bounds. [ Bounds like "this is the testing area and you shall not leave it and find me and kill me." ]

[voice] neoslaying October 30 2011, 02:20:24 UTC

Portals I know connex dimensions. That count as points of space?

[voice] haveiliedtoyou October 30 2011, 04:10:57 UTC

Well. There was that one incident.

However, usually they stay within the same dimension.

[voice] neoslaying October 31 2011, 19:49:25 UTC

Last one I saw was in a demon-womb. Diff dimensions.

[voice] haveiliedtoyou November 2 2011, 06:43:57 UTC

Did it result in an invasion of your world by a multitude of confused, aggressive, and highly dangerous alien lifeforms and cause an effective apocalypse? Because needless to say, where I came from, that one incident did not go over well for our dimension.

[voice] neoslaying November 3 2011, 00:34:51 UTC

Pretty sure that was the plan 'til I killed the demon with the, uh, womb-portal.

...Prob sans confused.

[voice] haveiliedtoyou November 6 2011, 03:54:27 UTC

Well then, congratulations on saving your entire planet from effective ruin. I'm sure you must be proud.

[voice] neoslaying November 7 2011, 01:08:03 UTC

...Just a bit.

[voice] haveiliedtoyou November 12 2011, 02:11:41 UTC

If only someone on our planet had had the foresight to kill the ones responsible for opening an interdimensional portal, we likely could all have gone through a lot less headache.

Too bad humans tend to dislike killing humans they consider useful even more than they like killing alien species effectively waging war on their entire planet. So I suppose the chances of that happening were pretty slim.

[voice] neoslaying November 12 2011, 02:17:00 UTC

[...Wait what]

So what, they ignored the root?

[voice] haveiliedtoyou November 16 2011, 06:54:04 UTC

Humans were responsible for the portal. No one bothered stopping them before they opened it despite a clear lack of adequate testing. It was quite an impressive oversight when you think about it.

[voice] neoslaying November 17 2011, 01:50:05 UTC

Does seems kinda skew, yeah.

[voice] haveiliedtoyou November 19 2011, 03:06:54 UTC

Well. Not like much can be expected of humans in the first place.

[voice] neoslaying November 20 2011, 07:17:41 UTC

'Scuse me, plenty can be expected of humans.

[voice] haveiliedtoyou November 23 2011, 06:05:15 UTC

I suppose you're right. They just have a tendency to disappoint on most of those expectations.

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